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RIP Spike (Died on ketchup hill)

Posted: Sat May 27, 2023 1:36 am
by tragabigzanda
Gone but not forgotten

Re: RIP Spike (Died on ketchup hill)

Posted: Sat May 27, 2023 2:06 am
by dad
Heinzsight is 20/20.

Re: RIP Spike (Died on ketchup hill)

Posted: Sat May 27, 2023 11:58 am
by 96583UP
been a while gimme a ring let’s catsup some time

Re: RIP Spike (Died on ketchup hill)

Posted: Sat May 27, 2023 4:39 pm
by bodysnatcher
Image

Re: RIP Spike (Died on ketchup hill)

Posted: Sat May 27, 2023 10:48 pm
by spike
I don’t get this thread at all. I totally won.

Re: RIP Spike (Died on ketchup hill)

Posted: Sat May 27, 2023 10:51 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: RIP Spike (Died on ketchup hill)

Posted: Sat May 27, 2023 11:05 pm
by Ello Sailor
spike wrote:I don’t get this thread at all. I totally won.
Dreadfully sorry, but Bart's Bourdain wannabe call was the clincher. Then you tried to have a go at Jorge about Sriracha and got exposed.

I'm not saying you're down for the count, but that was no victory.

Re: RIP Spike (Died on ketchup hill)

Posted: Sat May 27, 2023 11:06 pm
by Jorge
Gloating is unsportsmanlike so I'll just give a friendly nod in the direction of this thread

Re: RIP Spike (Died on ketchup hill)

Posted: Sat May 27, 2023 11:06 pm
by 96583UP
someone should hump him while he’s down!

Re: RIP Spike (Died on ketchup hill)

Posted: Sat May 27, 2023 11:11 pm
by dad
96583UP wrote:someone should hump him while he’s down!
who among will take up the task?

Re: RIP Spike (Died on ketchup hill)

Posted: Sat May 27, 2023 11:17 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: RIP Spike (Died on ketchup hill)

Posted: Sat May 27, 2023 11:18 pm
by spike
Ello Sailor wrote:
spike wrote:I don’t get this thread at all. I totally won.
Dreadfully sorry, but Bart's Bourdain wannabe call was the clincher. Then you tried to have a go at Jorge about Sriracha and got exposed.

I'm not saying you're down for the count, but that was no victory.
Burt’s take does not apply. I moved to Chicago well before that.

And though I enjoy Sriracha, I am no stan. Sick burn achieved.

Always enjoy an isolated Kiwi’s cultural takes though.

Re: RIP Spike (Died on ketchup hill)

Posted: Sat May 27, 2023 11:23 pm
by Ello Sailor
So defensive. That's how we know you're knackered.

Re: RIP Spike (Died on ketchup hill)

Posted: Sat May 27, 2023 11:24 pm
by Jorge
When it first came up I really didn't know the virulent anti ketchup sentiment was a general Chicago thing

https://www.mashed.com/184844/the-real- ... -hot-dogs/

Re: RIP Spike (Died on ketchup hill)

Posted: Sun May 28, 2023 12:11 am
by spike
Ello Sailor wrote:So defensive. That's how we know you're knackered.
Merely clarifying a few things, gaslighter.

Re: RIP Spike (Died on ketchup hill)

Posted: Sun May 28, 2023 12:11 am
by Ello Sailor
Take your L you big baby.

Re: RIP Spike (Died on ketchup hill)

Posted: Sun May 28, 2023 12:13 am
by spike
You’re in over your head here, islander.

Re: RIP Spike (Died on ketchup hill)

Posted: Sun May 28, 2023 12:15 am
by Ello Sailor
Dang, when the playful ribbing takes a sadcringe nosedive we should probably pump the brakes. Maybe next time spike will show more resilience.

Re: RIP Spike (Died on ketchup hill)

Posted: Sun May 28, 2023 12:25 am
by Ello Sailor
Jorge wrote:When it first came up I really didn't know the virulent anti ketchup sentiment was a general Chicago thing

https://www.mashed.com/184844/the-real- ... -hot-dogs/
This seems... overly militant and downright strange. God damn.

Re: RIP Spike (Died on ketchup hill)

Posted: Sun May 28, 2023 1:00 am
by 96583UP
i wonder if i can buy some of that curry ketchup in the states