What's worse - Farts or Burps?

[JuanHamm]

My brother has long maintained that burps are grosser than farts. I used to disagree, butt now I'm not sure.

What do you think?

[tree_]

farts come out the butt, burps come out the mouth.. ain't no one but LV ever licking a butthole while most people kiss mouths sometimes

[dad]

I agree with your brother. Farts are funny. Burps are disgusting.

[JuanHamm]

farts come out the butt, burps come out the mouth.. ain't no one but LV ever licking a butthole while most people kiss mouths sometimes

How many RMers do you think eat ass?

Strat seems like he would.

Leaving aside their origin - Which do you think smell worse?

[tree_]

farts come out the butt, burps come out the mouth.. ain't no one but LV ever licking a butthole while most people kiss mouths sometimes

How many RMers do you think eat ass?

Strat seems like he would.

Leaving aside their origin - Which do you think smell worse?

Farts are so much worse. I don't know how this is even a question on this prestigious forum.

[bodysnatcher]

Feel like this is a person-by-person situation

[spike]

Farts are literally poop particles in the air. Far more repulsive.

[bodysnatcher]

Farts are cooler though. They’re the product of your body digesting foods and all sorts of reactions that creates. Burps are just created from people gobbling and swallowing foods and liquids like human Sham Wows

[Ello Sailor]

This might be our collective rock bottom.

[bodysnatcher]

On the contrary. I think burps vs farts is equally as important, relevant, and defining as boobs vs butts

[Ello Sailor]

I don't think anyone who argues about farts vs. burps is ever going to be put in a position where they have to choose between boobs and butts.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Smaug

[dad]

https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/643 ... 0air%20out.

[bodysnatcher]

Have you ever peed and pooped at the exact same time?

[dad]

i just did.

[doug rr]

I once puked and pooped at the same time in a Vancouver Chinese restaurant..I'm pretty sure I had a bad breakfast sandwich from Starbucks..

[JuanHamm]

I once puked and pooped at the same time in a Vancouver Chinese restaurant..I'm pretty sure I had a bad breakfast sandwich from Starbucks..

How did you handle this situation? Did you sit on the toilet and puke on your pants?

[spike]

I once puked and pooped at the same time in a Vancouver Chinese restaurant..I'm pretty sure I had a bad breakfast sandwich from Starbucks..

How did you handle this situation? Did you sit on the toilet and puke on your pants?

A Don de la nooch

[Bammer]

I once puked and pooped at the same time in a Vancouver Chinese restaurant..I'm pretty sure I had a bad breakfast sandwich from Starbucks..

How did you handle this situation? Did you sit on the toilet and puke on your pants?

In a small private bathroom this is doable, assuming you can sit on the toilet and still reach the sink with your puke.

In a stall? Yikes.

[spike]

This debate is what really sparked the American Revolution.