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Time Travel thread
If time travel is physically possible, one would think that would mean we would achieve it some time in humanity’s future. With that in mind, why haven’t we encountered a time traveler from the future?
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I thought that’s what Daft Punk is.
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How do you know we haven’tE.H. Ruddock wrote:If time travel is physically possible, one would think that would mean we would achieve it some time in humanity’s future. With that in mind, why haven’t we encountered a time traveler from the future?
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I went to the future once.
It’s not that great.
It’s not that great.
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Let’s kill ourselvesdad wrote:I went to the future once.
It’s not that great.
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I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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It’s not that bad.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Let’s kill ourselvesdad wrote:I went to the future once.
It’s not that great.
It’s mostly the lawlessness and the ugly people.
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Cuz it didn't happen yet.E.H. Ruddock wrote:If time travel is physically possible, one would think that would mean we would achieve it some time in humanity’s future. With that in mind, why haven’t we encountered a time traveler from the future?
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I’m going with this answer as well.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:How do you know we haven’tE.H. Ruddock wrote:If time travel is physically possible, one would think that would mean we would achieve it some time in humanity’s future. With that in mind, why haven’t we encountered a time traveler from the future?
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If time travel is real, it's not how the movies show it.
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Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
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So only future time travel? What if they jump to 2134 then want to come back? If they can travel back to where they started, why not just turn the dial back even further?tragabigzanda wrote:My theory is that if time happens, it will only be possible from the point of realized technical capability and forward of that. So like if they realize the tech in 2024, then that’s the farthest back they could ever travel.
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Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
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Time travel is real and I have done it
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Tell us moreJorge wrote:Time travel is real and I have done it
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I don’t trust anyone who loves The Fixertragabigzanda wrote:Just trust me on this. Our friendship prolly won’t survive if I try to school you on the state of quantum computing.E.H. Ruddock wrote:So only future time travel? What if they jump to 2134 then want to come back? If they can travel back to where they started, why not just turn the dial back even further?tragabigzanda wrote:My theory is that if time happens, it will only be possible from the point of realized technical capability and forward of that. So like if they realize the tech in 2024, then that’s the farthest back they could ever travel.
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