We've got to do something about Ello and Burt

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We've got to do something about Ello and Burt

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This feud is out of control and the mods are asleep at the wheel, so we regular regular RMers are going to, once again, have to solve this problem ourselves.

Any suggestions? I was thinking castration, but the logistics of that might be a little tricky.
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The feud will end when one of us is dead.
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Well that's convenient since Ello has cancer!
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JuanHamm wrote:This feud is out of control and the mods are asleep at the wheel, so we regular regular RMers are going to, once again, have to solve this problem ourselves.

Any suggestions? I was thinking castration, but the logistics of that might be a little tricky.
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I’m changing both of their avatars to the new Twitter logo until they end this
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:I’m changing both of their avatars to the new Twitter logo until they end this
Sounds like something only a mod can do.
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Bammer wrote:
JuanHamm wrote:This feud is out of control and the mods are asleep at the wheel, so we regular regular RMers are going to, once again, have to solve this problem ourselves.

Any suggestions? I was thinking castration, but the logistics of that might be a little tricky.
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shirts off make-out fight is the only way
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96583UP wrote:shirts off make-out fight is the only way
sounds like you’ve settled a few disputes in your time.
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dad wrote:
96583UP wrote:shirts off make-out fight is the only way
sounds like you’ve settled a few disputes in your time.
He just wants to see them make out
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JuanHamm wrote:
dad wrote:
96583UP wrote:shirts off make-out fight is the only way
sounds like you’ve settled a few disputes in your time.
He just wants to see them make out
I think we should give his suggestion a chance.
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96583UP wrote:shirts off make-out fight is the only way
Dick measuring shots would be better.
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I have done nothing but be kind. This is not my fault. I am innocent in this. I'm the victim here.

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BurtReynolds wrote:I have done nothing but be kind. This is not my fault. I am innocent in this. I'm the victim here.

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Are we really feuding, or does Tommy just want to see me shirtless?
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Ello Sailor wrote:Are we really feuding, or does Tommy just want to see me shirtless?
yes.
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have we settled this dispute yet?
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dad wrote:have we settled this dispute yet?
He called me a neck beard! He has disparaged American pro wrestling on multiple occasions! There will be no peace.
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