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Is bammer packing serious heat?*
Posted: Wed August 16, 2023 1:40 am
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
Re: Is bammer packing serious heat?*
Posted: Wed August 16, 2023 1:42 am
by 96583UP
wow
trag going for the penis niche
i'll tell ya, it's a crowded market already
but you are welcome to attempt it
not really any barriers to entry
Re: Is bammer packing serious heat?*
Posted: Wed August 16, 2023 1:42 am
by 96583UP
why is tonkotsu ramen not a poll choice i don't understand
Re: Is bammer packing serious heat?*
Posted: Wed August 16, 2023 5:17 am
by knee tunes
How has bammer not started this thread?
Re: Is bammer packing serious heat?*
Posted: Wed August 16, 2023 12:58 pm
by Bammer
Why did trag start this thread? (Is the better question)
Re: Is bammer packing serious heat?*
Posted: Wed August 16, 2023 1:14 pm
by dad
serious question.
Re: Is bammer packing serious heat?*
Posted: Wed August 16, 2023 1:30 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
Re: Is bammer packing serious heat?*
Posted: Wed August 16, 2023 1:34 pm
by spike
Bammer wrote:Why did trag start this thread? (Is the better question)
It’s his weird way of questioning your height claim.
Re: Is bammer packing serious heat?*
Posted: Wed August 16, 2023 1:37 pm
by tree_
I thought this thread was about guns. Is this thread actually about guns? Does bammer carry a gun? Is it because he's short, like a Napoleon thing? Maybe he lives in a dangerous neighborhood. Give him a break, he has twins.
Re: Is bammer packing serious heat?*
Posted: Wed August 16, 2023 1:47 pm
by dad
how serious is the heat he's packing?
and how long does it take to pack it in?
Re: Is bammer packing serious heat?*
Posted: Wed August 16, 2023 1:48 pm
by tree_
What would be a qualifier for heat to be considered serious? Like, dangerous?
Re: Is bammer packing serious heat?*
Posted: Wed August 16, 2023 1:59 pm
by tommy
This thread is getting scary
Re: Is bammer packing serious heat?*
Posted: Wed August 16, 2023 2:00 pm
by dad
it is scary to think of bammer as someone packing heat.
Re: Is bammer packing serious heat?*
Posted: Wed August 16, 2023 2:04 pm
by tree_
do you think bammer has ever shot on someone with his seriously packed heat? Seems to me the kind of person who maybe wouldn't hesitate if they're trespassing on his property
Re: Is bammer packing serious heat?*
Posted: Wed August 16, 2023 2:15 pm
by dad
trespassing, no.
imminent danger to himself and his family, maybe.
hopefully bammer will respond appropriately in this thread as to his heat-packing sitch, and whether or not he'd smoke a motherfucker for stepping on his pristine lawn.
Re: Is bammer packing serious heat?*
Posted: Wed August 16, 2023 3:02 pm
by Ello Sailor
Serious heat is required for a serious reduction. And we all know Bammer's penis is tiny.
Re: Is bammer packing serious heat?*
Posted: Wed August 16, 2023 3:04 pm
by dad
oof.
Re: Is bammer packing serious heat?*
Posted: Wed August 16, 2023 5:12 pm
by 96583UP
cody and i saw his d1ck one night in cody's dad's aspen lodge basement, in the pool table room
it was large
but he was erect
now time for us all to move on
Re: Is bammer packing serious heat?*
Posted: Wed August 16, 2023 5:35 pm
by Bammer
spike wrote:Bammer wrote:Why did trag start this thread? (Is the better question)
It’s his weird way of questioning your height claim.
Ok yeah I see that now. What a freak.
Re: Is bammer packing serious heat?*
Posted: Wed August 16, 2023 5:54 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.