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Ask 96583UP
Posted: Wed September 06, 2023 8:51 pm
by tommy
Waddup bro?
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Posted: Wed September 06, 2023 8:51 pm
by tommy
What's your favorite missing person story?
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Posted: Wed September 06, 2023 9:28 pm
by doug rr
what is your favorite condiment to dip a chunk of rabbit into?
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Posted: Wed September 06, 2023 9:38 pm
by tommy
What's your favorite blink 182 deep cut?
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Posted: Wed September 06, 2023 9:41 pm
by doug rr
what is your favorite color of Behr paint?
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Posted: Wed September 06, 2023 9:57 pm
by doug rr
what is your favorite fast food place in Paris after you're tired of rich and buttery sauces after 8 days?
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Posted: Wed September 06, 2023 10:01 pm
by tommy
What's your favorite place to get a rash?
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Posted: Wed September 06, 2023 10:04 pm
by doug rr
where and when was the best place you ever had chicken fried steak?
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Posted: Wed September 06, 2023 10:23 pm
by doug rr
what is the worst thing you've ever purchased from Home Depot?
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Posted: Wed September 06, 2023 10:25 pm
by tommy
You ever been to a Lowes?
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Posted: Wed September 06, 2023 10:32 pm
by doug rr
do you think a fresh baked cinnamon roll needs frosting?
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Posted: Wed September 06, 2023 10:38 pm
by wease
What’s your favorite preparation for okra?
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Posted: Wed September 06, 2023 10:41 pm
by doug rr
is this you?

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Posted: Thu September 07, 2023 12:21 pm
by tommy
Which non-genital body part makes you horniest?
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Posted: Thu September 07, 2023 3:18 pm
by tommy
Favorite peep show character?
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Posted: Thu September 07, 2023 3:21 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
Re: Ask 96583UP
Posted: Thu September 07, 2023 3:25 pm
by tree_
This isn't a question, but I thought I'd let you know: The other day, my wife asked me if I heard one of the Kelce brothers had AIDS. We narrowed it down to Travis Kelce. I asked her where she heard/read that. She said she thought it was People magazine or something. I told her it didn't sound right. She Googled it and was baffled to read nowhere that he had AIDS. I am now convinced she was checking in on me on the board, as she does from time to time, and read your thread title and it just made its way to her subconscious somehow. So, because of you and your nonsense, my wife believed Travis Kelce had AIDS, and probably spread the word to a few friends of hers before I set her straight. I hope you're proud of yourself.
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Posted: Thu September 07, 2023 3:37 pm
by spike
Does she ever talk about lenny like he’s a real person?
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Posted: Fri September 08, 2023 2:13 am
by Higgs
tommy wrote:Favorite peep show character?
If I was answering this question, believe it or not, it would be Super Hans.
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Posted: Fri September 08, 2023 2:15 am
by dpupenya
Are you willing to tell us about why you are banned from TGIFridays