Red Mosquito

I counted some cars in my complex today. Here is what I discovered:

23 Mustangs, Camaros, Challengers, and Chargers (In various states of decay, most are undoubtably not paid off and will soon be repo'd)
3 Porsches (2 of which are SUVs, which is an abomination before God)
1 Pontiac Solstice (wtf)
1 Corvette (me)

Tomorrow I think I will add F150s and luxury brands to the list. I expect F150s to number in the hundreds

How many base-level Japanese hatchbacks? I'm a base-level Japanese hatchback kind of guy.

But what about the number of hot girls driving shitty cars? That’s all i care about

3 of the 12 spots in the gated parking lot are taken by abandoned cars

The Argonaut wrote:How many base-level Japanese hatchbacks? I'm a base-level Japanese hatchback kind of guy.

A few sensible Mazdas.

What is it about Chargers that make the paint peel off after 3 years of ownership?

BurtReynolds wrote:

The Argonaut wrote:How many base-level Japanese hatchbacks? I'm a base-level Japanese hatchback kind of guy.

A few sensible Mazdas.

Let's goooo

I thought you live with your mom

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I thought you live with your mom

No, he lives with your mom

wtf

The Argonaut wrote:How many base-level Japanese hatchbacks? I'm a base-level Japanese hatchback kind of guy.

Bullshit. You're an SUV-for-absolutely-no-reason kind of guy.

epilogue wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I thought you live with your mom

No, he lives with your mom

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BurtReynolds wrote:What is it about Chargers that make the paint peel off after 3 years of ownership?

the Spanos family...

epilogue wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I thought you live with your mom

No, he lives with your mom

He actually doesn’t

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

epilogue wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I thought you live with your mom

No, he lives with your mom

He actually doesn’t

The truth may surprise you

E.H. Ruddock wrote:But what about the number of hot girls driving shitty cars? That’s all i care about

I will be cross-referencing my vehicle data with the apartment complex hot sluts and see what comes up.

epilogue wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

epilogue wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I thought you live with your mom

No, he lives with your mom

He actually doesn’t

The truth may surprise you

Send pics

now this is the kind of thread i can get behind

this is where Norm briefly lived before moving back in with his parents in Pompano

Ello Sailor wrote:

The Argonaut wrote:How many base-level Japanese hatchbacks? I'm a base-level Japanese hatchback kind of guy.

Bullshit. You're an SUV-for-absolutely-no-reason kind of guy.

I drive a Mazda CX-3, and before that I drove a Honda Civic hatchback