Everyone's small town news from the local paper

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Everyone's small town news from the local paper

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the paper comes out every Tuesday..I'll post the police blotter stuff:
police responded to a collision on 281sr place..

police were called to a noise complaint on 74th ave..

police were called for an animal complaint at the intersection of 68th and 281st..

a man was taken to jail after police were called to investigate an assault on 72nd ave..

Identity theft was reported on nordic way..

an aberdeen man was taken to jail on an active warrant after reportedly trespassing on 104th drive..

thats all until next week
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doug rr wrote:the paper comes out every Tuesday..I'll post the police blotter stuff:
police responded to a collision on 281sr place..

police were called to a noise complaint on 74th ave..

police were called for an animal complaint at the intersection of 68th and 281st..

a man was taken to jail after police were called to investigate an assault on 72nd ave..

Identity theft was reported on nordic way..

an aberdeen man was taken to jail on an active warrant after reportedly trespassing on 104th drive..

thats all until next week
interested in the identity theft report. how rural are things?
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dad wrote:
doug rr wrote:the paper comes out every Tuesday..I'll post the police blotter stuff:
police responded to a collision on 281sr place..

police were called to a noise complaint on 74th ave..

police were called for an animal complaint at the intersection of 68th and 281st..

a man was taken to jail after police were called to investigate an assault on 72nd ave..

Identity theft was reported on nordic way..

an aberdeen man was taken to jail on an active warrant after reportedly trespassing on 104th drive..

thats all until next week
interested in the identity theft report. how rural are things?
its pretty rural..not middle of nowhere though..
everyone is welcome to post their local hometown news as well
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doug rr wrote:the paper comes out every Tuesday..I'll post the police blotter stuff:
police responded to a collision on 281sr place..

police were called to a noise complaint on 74th ave..

police were called for an animal complaint at the intersection of 68th and 281st..

a man was taken to jail after police were called to investigate an assault on 72nd ave..

Identity theft was reported on nordic way..

an aberdeen man was taken to jail on an active warrant after reportedly trespassing on 104th drive..

thats all until next week
Thanks Doug. Looking forward to the next installment
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no problem
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Downtown Chicago was essentially shut down for two nights in a row this past weekend due to Mexican Independence Day.
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sorry to hear that..probably a lot of good street food though..

one more thing I forgot..

anyone licensed to fish for Dungeness crab has until October 1st to submit their summer catch report
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Today's headlines from the police section of my hometown paper

Young man shot dead while talking on phone in Las Gardenias
Man killed with thirteen gunshots inside home in La Esmeralda
Delivery worker arrested in north Barranquilla with multiple fentanyl vials
Vehicle strikes motorcyclists on Oriental Road: one dead, one injured
Police investigate disappearance of man in north Barranquilla
Two arrested for drug trafficking: home-delivered brownies laced with drugs
Motorcyclist dies in head-on collision with van on Vía al Mar
Barranquilla and Maicao authorities probe Lebanese man with Hezbollah links
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Haha the fancy part of town has a homeless person that they can’t do anything about.

“Lake Forest wrestles with how to deal with homeless man; ‘He has not committed any ... disturbances of any kind’”
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I love this thread already
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knee tunes wrote:I love this thread already
OK, I can change that.

"Police shoot dog as Perth woman attacked by her pet rottweilers". This was a seriously fucked up story.
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Planet Fitness moving to former Staples building
Beaver County Industrial Museum captures region’s past with grit, heart
Geneva College offers new programs, regional program celebrates 20 years
CVS location in Hopewell Township to close on Oct. 24
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Ours isn’t printed anymore.

The story I remember though was one week over half the printed pages were dedicated to a story about a guy who was trying to cut down a tree on his own property. Don’t mess with the trees around here.
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drove by the local animal shelter today and they have a big sign that says:

Remember, everyone over 50 gets a free kitty..
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isn't your house just a glorified, pacific-coast pet shelter?
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Chris_H_2 wrote:isn't your house just a glorified, pacific-coast pet shelter?
when our dog dies I'm never getting another pet
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doug rr wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:isn't your house just a glorified, pacific-coast pet shelter?
when our dog dies I'm never getting another pet
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Bammer wrote:Ours isn’t printed anymore.

The story I remember though was one week over half the printed pages were dedicated to a story about a guy who was trying to cut down a tree on his own property. Don’t mess with the trees around here.
Dang straight
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a local man won this years giant pumpkin contest...1824 lbs
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