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Peculiar names you come across IRL

Posted: Sat September 30, 2023 12:49 am
by Jorge
Met a guy named Spanko today

Re: Peculiar names you come across IRL

Posted: Sat September 30, 2023 12:50 am
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Peculiar names you come across IRL

Posted: Sat September 30, 2023 1:21 am
by 96583UP
Shitty McFuckerstein

Re: Peculiar names you come across IRL

Posted: Sat September 30, 2023 6:38 am
by Jorge
You made that up. Don't lie in this thread please

Re: Peculiar names you come across IRL

Posted: Sat September 30, 2023 12:28 pm
by tree_
Thanks a lot for giving away my new last name

Re: Peculiar names you come across IRL

Posted: Sat September 30, 2023 1:24 pm
by Higgs
Jumbo Giggles

Re: Peculiar names you come across IRL

Posted: Sat September 30, 2023 1:36 pm
by wease
When I was doing my clinical work in X-ray school we had a young patient come into the hospital named Shithead. Shuh-theed

Re: Peculiar names you come across IRL

Posted: Sat September 30, 2023 1:49 pm
by tommy
wease wrote:When I was doing my clinical work in X-ray school we had a young patient come into the hospital named Shithead. Shuh-theed
What was Verb like back then?

Re: Peculiar names you come across IRL

Posted: Sat September 30, 2023 3:35 pm
by wease
tommy wrote:
wease wrote:When I was doing my clinical work in X-ray school we had a young patient come into the hospital named Shithead. Shuh-theed
What was Verb like back then?
Surely I’m not THAT much older than him.

Re: Peculiar names you come across IRL

Posted: Sat September 30, 2023 5:14 pm
by dpupenya
wease wrote:
tommy wrote:
wease wrote:When I was doing my clinical work in X-ray school we had a young patient come into the hospital named Shithead. Shuh-theed
What was Verb like back then?
Surely I’m not THAT much older than him.
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Re: Peculiar names you come across IRL

Posted: Sun October 01, 2023 12:13 am
by B
I met a Sixth, and my wife wouldn't let me make the obvious Seinfeld comment.

Re: Peculiar names you come across IRL

Posted: Sun October 01, 2023 12:36 am
by Bammer
This is always funny when I’m reviewing résumé’s

Re: Peculiar names you come across IRL

Posted: Sun October 01, 2023 12:46 am
by BurtReynolds
J. Raper

Re: Peculiar names you come across IRL

Posted: Sun October 01, 2023 12:47 am
by BurtReynolds
Dash Hell

Re: Peculiar names you come across IRL

Posted: Sun October 01, 2023 12:50 am
by BurtReynolds
scadeau d'tela

Re: Peculiar names you come across IRL

Posted: Tue October 03, 2023 3:06 pm
by CopperTom
Precious Jewels. I think that was a first name.

Re: Peculiar names you come across IRL

Posted: Tue October 03, 2023 4:11 pm
by CopperTom
My most hated irl name is Nevaeh. That's heaven spelled backwards.

Re: Peculiar names you come across IRL

Posted: Tue October 03, 2023 4:14 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Peculiar names you come across IRL

Posted: Tue October 03, 2023 5:54 pm
by BurtReynolds
BurtReynolds wrote:Dash Hell
Patrik Hell (no relation)

Re: Peculiar names you come across IRL

Posted: Wed January 31, 2024 3:14 pm
by Jorge
Met a guy named Bradley Bradley. First name Bradley, last name Bradley