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your alarm bells, they should be ringing

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I am waiting patiently, devices on, for the big FEMA test scheduled for approx 1:20pm CST.

This event promises to unite our country's digital gut with noise and vibration. A hands-across-america of panic and fear, despite advance warnings from our Federal guides.

Please feel free to use this thread as a respite from the universal hum.
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if i set my cellular data into the "off" position, will the government's bells' ambiances still be summoned unto me?
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tree_ wrote:if i set my cellular data in the "off" position, will the bells' ambiances still be summoned unto me?
There is no way of knowing. Please keep us updated.

For me, I will welcome the sound. I'm curious to hear the tone/pitch of the thing.
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this is getting close.
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washing machine wrote:
tree_ wrote:if i set my cellular data in the "off" position, will the bells' ambiances still be summoned unto me?
There is no way of knowing. Please keep us updated.

For me, I will welcome the sound. I'm curious to hear the tone/pitch of the thing.
it just happened! before i had the chance to test this hypothesis, the alert bells sounded and i nearly jumped out of my seat
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It happened here too. Missed opportunity by the Federal government to develop a new sound. Same old tone to my ears, but then again I wasn't listening with headphones.
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happy government bells day to you. i hope you enjoyed
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that alert scared the crap out of me, so loud
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Russia did theirs today as well. Hmm
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probably has something to do with fluoride
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My phone didn't do anything. :cry:
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this shit happened while i was listening to music on airpods and it was annoying
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96583UP wrote:this shit happened while i was listening to music on airpods and it was annoying
oh no, I think that means they’ve got you under control now, bro.

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dad wrote:
96583UP wrote:this shit happened while i was listening to music on airpods and it was annoying
oh no, I think that means they’ve got you under control now, bro.

Sorry…
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Now that the test is over, we wait in dread for the same tone loaded with a grim meaning that will indicate alarm and surprises.
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great thread title, by the way.
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washing machine wrote:Now that the test is over, we wait in dread for the same tone loaded with a grim meaning that will indicate alarm and surprises.
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sad i missed this thread
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--- wrote:sad i missed this thread
We really missed out
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