Red Mosquito

I ride the bus less than a dozen times per year, usually to Husky football games and rarely for anything else. I have never ridden the light rail here.

Some routes are just basically drug dens on wheels.

On Saturday there’s this guy on the bus in pretty rough shape. He kept applying vaseline to his face. About 10 minutes before our stop at Husky Stadium he starts rolling his own cigarette. You could tell everyone else was just like “please do not start a confrontation, just let me get to my stop and get the hell out of here”

Well the lady next to him must have said something because he starts yelling at her and claiming that he’s not an asshole and then he calls her “triple middle aged” which actually wasn’t a bad way to call her “old”

He never did light up that cigarette and on my way off the bus I saw why, his tobacco never made it into the paper. He spilled it all over the front of his shirt and lap.

Anyway, yeah. Public transportation.

Bammer wrote: then he calls her “triple middle aged”

LOL

a guy jerked off all over my friends lower back on a bus in florence.

Strat wrote:a guy jerked off all over my friends lower back on a bus in florence.

Wtf

E.H. Ruddock wrote:

Strat wrote:a guy jerked off all over my friends lower back on a bus in florence.

Wtf

public transportation, man.

That's just how they greet each other in their culture

frankly, i felt a little left out if im being honest.

Was this in Florence, Oregon? Or Kentucky, Arizona, or South Carolina?

Big difference.

Bammer wrote:Was this in Florence, Oregon? Or Kentucky, Arizona, or South Carolina?

Big difference.

Italy

Bammer acknowledging that other countries exist challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]

when i "studied" in rome my junior year of college, there this homeless guy near the pantheon that used to jerk off every friday night when the bar we went to let out. we called him the "panthebator." i made the mistake of telling my kids that when we were back in rome this past summer. my wife was not as amused as my kids were.

Ello Sailor wrote:Bammer acknowledging that other countries exist challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]

We need a emoticon

Just make it your avatar.

The experience I’ve had on Seattle light rail was a guy aggressively pacing up and down the aisles looking to disturb someone - anyone. Clearly out of his mind high on whatever bath salts they’re taking out there. But he was wearing less clothes than this guy - clearly a PJ fan..

Spoiler: show

A guy from Las Vegas who was on the light rail with us, assured us that Las Vegas was cleaner and less issues with aggressive homeless. And I was like uhhh.. I’m incredulous. Ok sure pal, because I also can’t unsee some of the weird unholy and gross shit lurking on curbs in Las Vegas.

My dad drove a bus for 40 years.

How many times did he get jizzed on?

I was on the C train one afternoon at 59th st in nyc and a group of teenagers got into a fight and I watched one kid stab another kid in the shoulder and he got off the train with it still in there

Stabbings are like a weekly thing here on the light rail

It’s amazing how badly one individual can make a train car smell.

spike wrote:It’s amazing how badly one individual can make a train car smell.

How is PeopleMyAge anyway