Red Mosquito

My wife bought me a doorbell that I can load MP3s onto and I need some suggestions for a 20 to 30 second PJ snippet to set as the chime

So far, the best I have come up with is the segment of Elderly Woman

"I just want to scream, Hello...but now here you are, and here I am"

Any other suggestions?

I was also thinking of going with White Stripes "Doorbell" or GNR "Knockin on Heaven's Door"

Pro tip: Go instrumental.

Is this similar to an eddie vedder projector?

You will eventually hate whatever you put in that thing. Its like fucking ringtones. I hate them all.

the most PJChat thread of all time

"Hummus"

I love living in 2013.

even our doorbells need to be entertaining.

I have REM's Zither as my ringtone and I haven't got sick of it.

aye davinita, obviously

/oblig

cutuphalfdead wrote:I have REM's Zither as my ringtone and I haven't got sick of it.

Yeah, instrumentals are a good way to go. I went with the smooth sounds of Daybreak, and it never gets old.

Would never have thought of hummus...but I kind of like it

You do realize that 20 to 30 seconds is a really long time for a doorbell, don't you?

I can play my doorbell as long as I want...Figured it would take a little longer, at least at first, to recognize something that is not the standard bing-bong - and I just want it to be done playing before I open the front door. Otherwise I would just load up the full version of Alive and be done with it.

I'm just saying, 20 seconds of audio every time someone rings your doorbell is going to get annoying fast.

I dont understand my post count, location, and status...Its been a while since I was here regularly, but I have been here for several years.

Our doorbell doesnt ring that often. The last one needed replaced because the batteries corroded. I can always make shorter chimes if needed. I think I am actually going to miss the dog going ape-$h!t when the chimes go off.

Now the dog's going to go apeshit every time Yield ends.

And honestly, if I was at someone's door and rock music played when I rang the doorbell I think I'd instantly respect that person less.

cutuphalfdead wrote:Now the dog's going to go apeshit every time Yield ends.

If the UPS delivery dude doesnt respect me I dont know if I can go on