Red Mosquito

NOMINEES:
VinylGuy
"He’s been a rare beacon of consistently positive personality amidst a sea of fickle, fussy posters (I count myself)." - Trag

Coach
"His work in the weight loss, poop and pee threads has been inspirational. We're all lighter and more regular than ever thanks to his gentle coaching." - Tommie

Bodysnatcher
"Funny bastard. He also craps like a donkey, which is no small feet." - Eller Sailo

Eller Sailo
"The therapist we all know we need but are afraid to go to." - VinylGuy

Lenny
"He sucks a mean cock, although he’ll never admit it. In the post-ChatGPT world, it’s skills like these that can’t be AI-generated." - 96593UP

Matters
"... for filling the alt-right void left by the departures of Josh, Verb, r2d and Macphisto. It can't be an easy role to fill around here." - Thomas the Choo Choo

BMac
"... for being a great pet owner and having a sweet ride." - Ellen Sailen

96583UP
"... for his dedication, sheer posting volume, and distinguishing himself from being just another Balki knockoff." - Spike

Bammer
"... just so he can lose." - Spike

Spike
"He'll need a foe in 2024, and sending him to the top of the heap might nudge someone 'round these here parts to give him what he wants." - daddy

Bammer
"... because why not." - dadda

Jorge
"There’s something about his posts i find oddly comforting." - EH Ruddo

tragabigzanda
"... because RM wouldn't be the same without him." - Andres

Simple Torture
"The BIG NEWS is that [he], founder of The Weight Loss Thread, has RETURNED to the thread for more weight loss. He is a tremendous candidate for "The Weight Loss/Poop/Pee Thread RMer of the Year" award. If he chronicles hie new weight loss journey and couples it with a few poop and pee updates, he's a shoe-in. - Coach

Ruddock
"I'm also going to nominate [him] because I think he's a cool guy." - tommy

BurtMac
"I'm going to renominate . He's a good dude with an interesting perspective on the world." - JuanHamme

tree_
"because he asked me to" - tommy

Macphisto
for his steadfast dedication to RM, so much so that he continues to post, even while banned, using an ingenious stash of sleeper logins created years ago, so as to evade RMods detection systems. kudos to you, mac" - 49545up

Ellen Sailen
"I'd like to nominate [himm] for his thoughtful replies" - tommm

Dev
"I'd also like to nominate [him] for maintaining a large influence on the board despite no longer posting here" - tommmm

Sarge
"for overcoming that brown piss kidney thing. he was a pioneer of the pee thread before its time" - 748593up

tommy
"I would like to nominate tommy. He reinvented himself on the board, and he's a sweet guy." - dad

liebzz
"... for his stellar work in OB over time, in particular his regular "deep dives" into various discographies, and more recently his unwavering (and mildly psychotic truth be told) dedication to the run through the "Greatest Live Albums of All Time". His write ups are succinct yet valuable, and he is an inspiration to us all. When Jack and Kyle were looking for inspirado they could have done far worse than to simply look to liebzz and his unwavering dedication to THE RAWK." - Higgs

Stanley Kubrick
"for directing The Shining. I'm happy to be in that company" - tommy

Stip
"for his eternal optimism" - tommy


UNNOMINEES:
BMac
"... for not replying to my PMs" - tree_

Bammer
"...because he wasn't nominated in good faith and he deserves better." - Thom Porke

tree
"because this is a lie" - tree_

Ellow Sailor
"I would like to un-nominate [him] for his wanton aggression and inappropriate avatar change. it’s like he built brand equity for years and threw it out the window" - 4753957up

978345up
"I'm also going to un-nominate [him] for abusing the un-nominate process" - tommy again

tommy
"for trying to trick us like a scooby doo villain" - dad

dev
"aint cummin back" - tommy

VG
Lenny
Ruddo
Kubrick
Burt

you are correct

I NOMINATE WEASE!

it will have to wait until 2025

I nominate epilogue.

2027

I abstain in perpetuity.

tommy wrote:VG
Lenny
Ruddo
Kubrick
Burt

Lenny only posted for half of 2023 and Burt’s been tame for months. I think due to getting too much tang from his Vette.

vettes don't have tangs

spike wrote:

tommy wrote:VG
Lenny
Ruddo
Kubrick
Burt

Lenny only posted for half of 2023 and Burt’s been tame for months. I think due to getting too much tang from his Vette.

The Whale was a movie that nobody liked and Brendan Fraser is a mediocre actor, but he still got an Oscar.

tommy wrote:

spike wrote:

tommy wrote:VG
Lenny
Ruddo
Kubrick
Burt

Lenny only posted for half of 2023 and Burt’s been tame for months. I think due to getting too much tang from his Vette.

The Whale was a movie that nobody liked and Brendan Fraser is a mediocre actor, but he still got an Oscar.

please don't call burt fat

Comparing oneself to the stupid Academy is an interesting flex.

I just think that if we give Lenny a pity award maybe he'll come back.

Lenny always comes back. Don't worry about it.

dude i was nominated by multiple people wtf

do your homework before you engage in such sacrilege

96583UP wrote:do your homework before you engage in such sacrilege

I'm fairly certain that I never actually unnominated you. I think a conspiracy is afoot.

Stanley Kubrick is going to run away with this.

96583UP wrote:dude i was nominated by multiple people wtf

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