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How do we stop Chris Pratt?

Posted: Mon November 13, 2023 6:04 pm
by tommy
Let's brainstorm some ideas

Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?

Posted: Mon November 13, 2023 6:41 pm
by spike
Carbs?

Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?

Posted: Mon November 13, 2023 7:02 pm
by dad
murder him?
Spoiler: show
with carbs.

Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?

Posted: Mon November 13, 2023 7:10 pm
by Ms Harmless
we have to get him where it matters

through Blue the raptor

Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?

Posted: Mon November 13, 2023 7:57 pm
by Ensign9
Pretty sure he’s a real life Manchurian candidate. Just a matter of time before he runs for Congress. Either that or starts his own militia group of disgruntled ex-Navy Seals.

Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?

Posted: Mon November 13, 2023 8:08 pm
by Jorge
Seems like a nice, normal guy who is maybe a bit overexposed

Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?

Posted: Mon November 13, 2023 8:12 pm
by tree_
Yeah. And who didn't love him as the quirky next door neighbor in Seinfeld? Never would have believed he would've become an action hero in shitty "blockbusters" one day. Crazy.

Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?

Posted: Mon November 13, 2023 8:20 pm
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?

Posted: Mon November 13, 2023 8:21 pm
by BurtReynolds
We need to be stopping Adam driver

Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?

Posted: Mon November 13, 2023 8:25 pm
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?

Posted: Mon November 13, 2023 8:25 pm
by tree_
tragabigzanda wrote:
Jorge wrote:Seems like a nice, normal guy who is maybe a bit overexposed
*untalented
definitely has more charisma than arnold or sly

Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?

Posted: Mon November 13, 2023 8:27 pm
by BurtReynolds
tragabigzanda wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:We need to be stopping Adam driver
no way, didn't you see this awesome display of alpha?
He doesn't need to be in literally every movie.

Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?

Posted: Mon November 13, 2023 8:28 pm
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?

Posted: Mon November 13, 2023 8:29 pm
by tree_
tragabigzanda wrote:
tree_ wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
Jorge wrote:Seems like a nice, normal guy who is maybe a bit overexposed
*untalented
definitely has more charisma than arnold or sly
Arnold is oozing with charisma!
he can't even speak in his native accent well!

Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?

Posted: Mon November 13, 2023 8:33 pm
by Jorge
tragabigzanda wrote:
Jorge wrote:Seems like a nice, normal guy who is maybe a bit overexposed
*untalented
I dunno. He does something very simple and he does it well enough.

He is even able to tap into some real emotion in the Guardians movies from time to time.

Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?

Posted: Mon November 13, 2023 8:48 pm
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.

Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?

Posted: Mon November 13, 2023 8:52 pm
by tommy
tree_ wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
tree_ wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:
Jorge wrote:Seems like a nice, normal guy who is maybe a bit overexposed
*untalented
definitely has more charisma than arnold or sly
Arnold is oozing with charisma!
he can't even speak in his native accent well!
And yet he became one of the biggest action stars of all time

Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?

Posted: Mon November 13, 2023 8:53 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Jorge wrote:Seems like a nice, normal guy who is maybe a bit overexposed
Yes

Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?

Posted: Mon November 13, 2023 8:54 pm
by tommy
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Jorge wrote:Seems like a nice, normal guy who is maybe a bit overexposed
Yes
You just like him because he's a Jesus freak

Re: How do we stop Chris Pratt?

Posted: Mon November 13, 2023 8:55 pm
by tommy
He was good in Parks and Rec and I like him in the guardians movies. Outside of that I struggle to think of anything I've liked him in.