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beautiful men

Posted: Mon November 20, 2023 2:55 pm
by The Argonaut
who are the most beautiful men?

Re: beautiful men

Posted: Mon November 20, 2023 2:55 pm
by The Argonaut
in no specific order

Jamie Dornan
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Charlie Hunnam
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Paul Newman
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Re: beautiful men

Posted: Mon November 20, 2023 3:07 pm
by Jorge
Argo likes generic white guys

Re: beautiful men

Posted: Mon November 20, 2023 3:19 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: beautiful men

Posted: Mon November 20, 2023 3:51 pm
by tommy
Paul Newman is definitely up there

Re: beautiful men

Posted: Mon November 20, 2023 3:58 pm
by Ms Harmless
the other day I realised I crushed on Bill Skarsgård, but only after seeing him in corpse paint for The Crow

Re: beautiful men

Posted: Mon November 20, 2023 4:07 pm
by Jorge
I have a very specific type (Steve Buscemi, Don Knotts)

Re: beautiful men

Posted: Mon November 20, 2023 4:34 pm
by The Argonaut
Steve McQueen
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Jay Ellis
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Jon Hamm (but only as Don Draper, oddly enough)
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Re: beautiful men

Posted: Mon November 20, 2023 4:36 pm
by tree_
i would've much preferred an "ugly men" thread

Re: beautiful men

Posted: Mon November 20, 2023 4:47 pm
by The Argonaut
Colin Farrell
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Dev Patel
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Steven Yeun
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Re: beautiful men

Posted: Mon November 20, 2023 5:13 pm
by tommy
How about Jason Patric from the Lost Boys

Re: beautiful men

Posted: Mon November 20, 2023 5:15 pm
by BurtReynolds
danny devito

Re: beautiful men

Posted: Mon November 20, 2023 5:38 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: beautiful men

Posted: Mon November 20, 2023 5:48 pm
by tree_
tragabigzanda wrote:i will never understand the jon hamm thing. There's something bloated, almost bug-like about his face.
it's his voice and personality.. very alpha, yet goofy and funny, like he could kick your ass at paintball and then take you home and watch dumb and dumber while cuddling you with a mimosa.. i don't like him like that and amn't gay, but just saying that i can see it

Re: beautiful men

Posted: Mon November 20, 2023 5:50 pm
by dad
tree_ wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:i will never understand the jon hamm thing. There's something bloated, almost bug-like about his face.
it's his voice and personality.. very alpha, yet goofy and funny, like he could kick your ass at paintball and then take you home and watch dumb and dumber while cuddling you with a mimosa.. i don't like him like that and amn't gay, but just saying that i can see it
if jon hamm offered to do all those things with you you'd say no?

Re: beautiful men

Posted: Mon November 20, 2023 5:51 pm
by tree_
dad wrote:
tree_ wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:i will never understand the jon hamm thing. There's something bloated, almost bug-like about his face.
it's his voice and personality.. very alpha, yet goofy and funny, like he could kick your ass at paintball and then take you home and watch dumb and dumber while cuddling you with a mimosa.. i don't like him like that and amn't gay, but just saying that i can see it
if jon hamm offered to do all those things with you you'd say no?
i'd agree to all that but the cuddling

Re: beautiful men

Posted: Mon November 20, 2023 5:52 pm
by dad
tree_ wrote:
dad wrote:
tree_ wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:i will never understand the jon hamm thing. There's something bloated, almost bug-like about his face.
it's his voice and personality.. very alpha, yet goofy and funny, like he could kick your ass at paintball and then take you home and watch dumb and dumber while cuddling you with a mimosa.. i don't like him like that and amn't gay, but just saying that i can see it
if jon hamm offered to do all those things with you you'd say no?
i'd agree to all that but the cuddling
I don't believe you.

Re: beautiful men

Posted: Mon November 20, 2023 6:01 pm
by tree_
dad wrote:
tree_ wrote:
dad wrote:
tree_ wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:i will never understand the jon hamm thing. There's something bloated, almost bug-like about his face.
it's his voice and personality.. very alpha, yet goofy and funny, like he could kick your ass at paintball and then take you home and watch dumb and dumber while cuddling you with a mimosa.. i don't like him like that and amn't gay, but just saying that i can see it
if jon hamm offered to do all those things with you you'd say no?
i'd agree to all that but the cuddling
I don't believe you.
why don't you believe me? do you think i'm gay?

Re: beautiful men

Posted: Mon November 20, 2023 6:34 pm
by dad
tree_ wrote:
dad wrote:
tree_ wrote:
dad wrote:
tree_ wrote:
tragabigzanda wrote:i will never understand the jon hamm thing. There's something bloated, almost bug-like about his face.
it's his voice and personality.. very alpha, yet goofy and funny, like he could kick your ass at paintball and then take you home and watch dumb and dumber while cuddling you with a mimosa.. i don't like him like that and amn't gay, but just saying that i can see it
if jon hamm offered to do all those things with you you'd say no?
i'd agree to all that but the cuddling
I don't believe you.
why don't you believe me? do you think i'm gay?
wait, do you have to be gay in order to have man to man cuddling?

Re: beautiful men

Posted: Mon November 20, 2023 6:36 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
Henry Cavil
Brad Pitt
Idris Elba
Timothee Chalamet
Tom Hiddleston
Liam Hemsworth
John David Washington
Ricardo Montalban