The vision/ glasses thread
Posted: Wed January 03, 2024 1:32 am
Boy, these progressive lenses are a huge scam am I right? Holy shit I feel ripped off.
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.
There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.
There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.
There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.
There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.
O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.
Sorry to hear that, Burt.BurtReynolds wrote:I'm having some old eye related troubles lately that's leading me to a severe depression.
They are the stupidest invention ever conceived, attempting to solve three problems at once, and giving you no peripheral vision as a bonus. Basically everything is blurry.Ello Sailor wrote:Sorry to hear that, Burt.BurtReynolds wrote:I'm having some old eye related troubles lately that's leading me to a severe depression.
What are prog. lenses? Do they change time signatures regularly? Have unique pronouns?

Sorry, Burt. I have progressives as well and it is a pain in the ass at times with the blurriness.BurtReynolds wrote:Look at all you fancy pants supermen with no need of glasses.
They are the stupidest invention ever conceived, attempting to solve three problems at once, and giving you no peripheral vision as a bonus. Basically everything is blurry.Ello Sailor wrote:Sorry to hear that, Burt.BurtReynolds wrote:I'm having some old eye related troubles lately that's leading me to a severe depression.
What are prog. lenses? Do they change time signatures regularly? Have unique pronouns?
I shelled out for the midlevel distortion on the sides. Should I have gotten the premium version with minimal distortion on the sides?dad wrote:Sorry, Burt. I have progressives as well and it is a pain in the ass at times with the blurriness.BurtReynolds wrote:Look at all you fancy pants supermen with no need of glasses.
They are the stupidest invention ever conceived, attempting to solve three problems at once, and giving you no peripheral vision as a bonus. Basically everything is blurry.Ello Sailor wrote:Sorry to hear that, Burt.BurtReynolds wrote:I'm having some old eye related troubles lately that's leading me to a severe depression.
What are prog. lenses? Do they change time signatures regularly? Have unique pronouns?
No peripheral tho? Are you wearing steam punk goggles?
I don't know your situation. I only get the progressives with blue light protection and scratch resistance, which, to be honest, is kind of bullshit.BurtReynolds wrote:I shelled out for the midlevel distortion on the sides. Should I have gotten the premium version with minimal distortion on the sides?dad wrote:Sorry, Burt. I have progressives as well and it is a pain in the ass at times with the blurriness.BurtReynolds wrote:Look at all you fancy pants supermen with no need of glasses.
They are the stupidest invention ever conceived, attempting to solve three problems at once, and giving you no peripheral vision as a bonus. Basically everything is blurry.Ello Sailor wrote:Sorry to hear that, Burt.BurtReynolds wrote:I'm having some old eye related troubles lately that's leading me to a severe depression.
What are prog. lenses? Do they change time signatures regularly? Have unique pronouns?
No peripheral tho? Are you wearing steam punk goggles?