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i'm not going to make a valentines day thread

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because all holidays are stupid, but especially this one, except halloween
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i'm not gonna write you a love song
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Let's see a picture of the flowers you got for the Rizz
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tommy wrote:Let's see a picture of the flowers you got for the Rizz
i got her a 6-pack of fine wines! what did you get the hand you masturbate your flaccid penis with for this holiday?
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tree_ wrote:
tommy wrote:Let's see a picture of the flowers you got for the Rizz
i got her a 6-pack of fine wines! what did you get the hand you masturbate your penis with for this holiday?
I bought Lenny a large container of hand moisturizer
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tree_ wrote:
tommy wrote:Let's see a picture of the flowers you got for the Rizz
i got her a 6-pack of fine wines! what did you get the hand you masturbate your flaccid penis with for this holiday?
wow what an asshole
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I'm sorry, Spike. That was uncalled for.
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Don't apologize to him you idiot - apologize to me!
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I apologized to Spike because I don't want him to think I'm an asshole. You, on the other hand.. no, not that hand, ew...
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It’s okay tree. Tommy brings out the worst in everybody.
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has tommy answered the question yet?
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Happy Ash Wednesday, Chris.
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you too, spike. it's the official kick off of filet o' fish season (extra tar tar) and i already forgot and ate meat for lunch.
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Chris_H_2 wrote:has tommy answered the question yet?
he answered it... lenny masturbates him, apparently
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Chris_H_2 wrote:you too, spike. it's the official kick off of filet o' fish season (extra tar tar) and i already forgot and ate meat for lunch.
oh I’m not Catholic
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Chris_H_2 wrote:you too, spike. it's the official kick off of filet o' fish season (extra tar tar) and i already forgot and ate meat for lunch.
Happy Valentine’s Day, sinner.
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dad wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:you too, spike. it's the official kick off of filet o' fish season (extra tar tar) and i already forgot and ate meat for lunch.
Happy Valentine’s Day, sinner.
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you’re right. but I did get ashes from some hot chick at a church in Lincoln Park.
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