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Dark Batter (baked goods)

Posted: Mon February 19, 2024 3:16 am
by tragabigzanda
from the ashes of tonkotsu

Re: Dark Batter (baked goods)

Posted: Mon February 19, 2024 4:54 am
by Bammer
We need to ban this fkn guy.

Mods?

Re: Dark Batter (baked goods)

Posted: Thu February 22, 2024 7:06 pm
by Strat
nice

Re: Dark Batter (baked goods)

Posted: Thu February 22, 2024 11:43 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
We have a baked goods thread. I’ll merge this later

Re: Dark Batter (baked goods)

Posted: Fri February 23, 2024 5:37 am
by spike
let trag bake

Re: Dark Batter (baked goods)

Posted: Fri February 23, 2024 12:25 pm
by dimejinky99
I move ti keep this thread distinct and independent of the baked goods threads.

It’s about batter. You don’t bake batter. You fry it.

Batteredburgers battered sausages battered Mars bars battered ice cream

Etc

These are all fried foods in this part of the world and a whole new world of dining for you my American fiends. You might just discover something battered and fried you like.

Re: Dark Batter (baked goods)

Posted: Fri February 23, 2024 2:31 pm
by wease
Cake is a batter. You don’t fry a cake

Re: Dark Batter (baked goods)

Posted: Fri February 23, 2024 2:37 pm
by bodysnatcher
That’s exactly why I don’t eat at Irish pubs

Re: Dark Batter (baked goods)

Posted: Fri February 23, 2024 5:48 pm
by spike
dimejinky99 wrote:I move ti keep this thread distinct and independent of the baked goods threads.

It’s about batter. You don’t bake batter. You fry it.

Batteredburgers battered sausages battered Mars bars battered ice cream

Etc

These are all fried foods in this part of the world and a whole new world of dining for you my American fiends. You might just discover something battered and fried you like.
We have deep fried candy bars here too.

Re: Dark Batter (baked goods)

Posted: Fri February 23, 2024 5:50 pm
by dimejinky99
wease wrote:Cake is a batter. You don’t fry a cake

You just haven’t tried yet

You can embatter and fry anything.

Re: Dark Batter (baked goods)

Posted: Fri February 23, 2024 5:51 pm
by wease
dimejinky99 wrote:
wease wrote:Cake is a batter. You don’t fry a cake

You just haven’t tried yet

You can embatter and fry anything.
But that’s not the same as a cake

Re: Dark Batter (baked goods)

Posted: Fri February 23, 2024 8:00 pm
by dimejinky99
wease wrote:
dimejinky99 wrote:
wease wrote:Cake is a batter. You don’t fry a cake

You just haven’t tried yet

You can embatter and fry anything.
But that’s not the same as a cake

What do you think a donut is wease?

Re: Dark Batter (baked goods)

Posted: Fri February 23, 2024 8:02 pm
by dimejinky99

Re: Dark Batter (baked goods)

Posted: Fri February 23, 2024 8:33 pm
by tragabigzanda
from the ashes of tonkotsu

Re: Dark Batter (baked goods)

Posted: Fri February 23, 2024 8:33 pm
by wease
dimejinky99 wrote:
wease wrote:
dimejinky99 wrote:
wease wrote:Cake is a batter. You don’t fry a cake

You just haven’t tried yet

You can embatter and fry anything.
But that’s not the same as a cake

What do you think a donut is wease?
It’s not a danish

Re: Dark Batter (baked goods)

Posted: Fri February 23, 2024 9:41 pm
by bodysnatcher
dimejinky99 wrote:
wease wrote:Cake is a batter. You don’t fry a cake

You just haven’t tried yet

You can embatter and fry anything.

That is true.

Don’t tell Joey but one time my bro and I deep fried a Barbie doll.

Re: Dark Batter (baked goods)

Posted: Wed February 28, 2024 8:54 am
by coptheriotact
i have half a weed brownie in the freezer but its not my half.

Re: Dark Batter (baked goods)

Posted: Wed February 28, 2024 11:30 pm
by dimejinky99
bodysnatcher wrote:
dimejinky99 wrote:
wease wrote:Cake is a batter. You don’t fry a cake

You just haven’t tried yet

You can embatter and fry anything.

That is true.

Don’t tell Joey but one time my bro and I deep fried a Barbie doll.

How’s that work out?

The hair would get kinda frazzled I’d imagine

Re: Dark Batter (baked goods)

Posted: Thu February 29, 2024 1:50 am
by 96583UP
dear god what is this thread

Re: Dark Batter (baked goods)

Posted: Thu February 29, 2024 5:02 am
by Bammer
bodysnatcher wrote:
dimejinky99 wrote:
wease wrote:Cake is a batter. You don’t fry a cake

You just haven’t tried yet

You can embatter and fry anything.

That is true.

Don’t tell Joey but one time my bro and I deep fried a Barbie doll.
This sparks a very clear memory of being at a friend’s house with a lighter and melting whatever we could get our hands on out on his patio. Mostly lego pieces.