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Shade Series - Episode 1: Bammer

Posted: Mon March 11, 2024 8:15 pm
by Alex
Bammer:

the human equivalent of a car parked at Hooters at 6 AM.

Re: Shade Series - Episode 1: Bammer

Posted: Mon March 11, 2024 8:29 pm
by doug rr
try having 38 DD twins

Re: Shade Series - Episode 1: Bammer

Posted: Mon March 11, 2024 8:30 pm
by Jorge
Sitcom husband magically transported to the real world

Re: Shade Series - Episode 1: Bammer

Posted: Mon March 11, 2024 8:58 pm
by Bammer
Keep making Bammer threads if you want GD purged again. We’re approaching April 1st.

Re: Shade Series - Episode 1: Bammer

Posted: Mon March 11, 2024 8:59 pm
by Alex
keepin it hot for you, daddy

Re: Shade Series - Episode 1: Bammer

Posted: Mon March 11, 2024 9:59 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
Can’t talk about my synthetic lawn without a michelob ultra in my hand

Re: Shade Series - Episode 1: Bammer

Posted: Mon March 11, 2024 10:03 pm
by spike
my watch is ended

Re: Shade Series - Episode 1: Bammer

Posted: Tue March 12, 2024 4:40 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Shade Series - Episode 1: Bammer

Posted: Thu March 14, 2024 5:01 am
by Alex
tragabigzanda wrote:bammer there's PFAS in your kids' astroturf

https://www.washingtonpost.com/wellness ... chemicals/
MSM paywall humblebrag