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If the cult of beige had a church, this would be it's mega-church.

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i’m very pro-beaver, so mark me down as a fan.
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Their bathrooms are clean if you ever need to shit on a roadtrip fyi
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I’ve never heard of this. But I’m willing to bet that one of Lenny’s homes is within 10 miles of it.
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Chris_H_2 wrote:I’ve never heard of this. But I’m willing to bet that one of Lenny’s homes is within 10 miles of it.
Imagine a gas station, but infinitely large, and filled with an endless supply of kitsch. The people treat it like it's goddang Disney World.
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they got real good boiled goober peas
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:Their bathrooms are clean if you ever need to shit on a roadtrip fyi
Clean enough for Burt to sleep in last night?
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I didn't think I'd find a hotel tonight. I almost cried.

"Austin is pet friendly" my ass.
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we’re rooting for you and your dog, Burt.
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He's sick again. Hopefully just stress.
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BurtReynolds wrote:He's sick again. Hopefully just stress.
soupy poopy?
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Oh yeah
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I think all buccees have over 100 gas pumps
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Chris_H_2 wrote:I’ve never heard of this. But I’m willing to bet that one of Lenny’s homes is within 10 miles of it.
One opened a year or two ago like 25 miles from me, so decent guess.

It's nothing special, a ton of gas pumps and open all night if nothing else. I've heard their brisket is great, weirdly.
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BurtReynolds wrote:I didn't think I'd find a hotel tonight. I almost cried.

"Austin is pet friendly" my ass.
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E.H. Ruddock wrote:I think all buccees have over 100 gas pumps
Have you had your picture taken with the squirrel? Or beaver or whatever the fuck it is?
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BurtReynolds wrote:
Chris_H_2 wrote:I’ve never heard of this. But I’m willing to bet that one of Lenny’s homes is within 10 miles of it.
Imagine a gas station, but infinitely large, and filled with an endless supply of kitsch. The people treat it like it's goddang Disney World.
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i feel fear simply looking at that picture

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Stopped at the Houston one today. It was insane.
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