Red Mosquito

i hear its quite a difficult task to create headlines, some are often clumsy and make no sense, others some time are just downright hilarious. I don't judge, as I am ssure it is quite difficult to grasp a readers attention for an article in only a few words, so here I just celebrate crowning victories and hilarious defeats

Man pleads guilty to hitting his pregnant girlfriend with truck
A Coon Rapids man pleaded guilty Thursday afternoon to driving his truck into his pregnant girlfriend, causing her to fly..

look at strat over here, a regular jay leno

I wrote:

Oprah takes stand in beef lawsuit

The headline count changed and the page designer shortened it to:

Oprah takes stand in beef suit

@SkitchP wrote:look at strat over here, a regular jay leno

I hope your child gets kicked out of kindergarten for being racist.

Strat wrote:

@SkitchP wrote:look at strat over here, a regular jay leno

I hope your child gets kicked out of kindergarten for being racist.

Nah, they go to a white school.

@SkitchP wrote:

Strat wrote:

@SkitchP wrote:look at strat over here, a regular jay leno

I hope your child gets kicked out of kindergarten for being racist.

Nah, they go to a white school.

Well, down river is a type of white democraphic.

Chris_H_2 wrote:

@SkitchP wrote:

Strat wrote:

@SkitchP wrote:look at strat over here, a regular jay leno

I hope your child gets kicked out of kindergarten for being racist.

Nah, they go to a white school.

Well, down river is a type of white democraphic.

Dear god, Id rather they go to the inner city than down river.

Coon Rapids