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sions.

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A Blu-ray of the movie Convoy
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done

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A meatball sub from subway
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impressions: warm, and zesty
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tommy wrote:A Blu-ray of the movie Convoy
If I had to hand on heart list my all time top 10 movies then I would have A LOT of difficulty leaving Convoy off that list.

I am a little disturbed that the movie will now forever be associated, even in passing, with numbers cock.
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Higgs wrote:
tommy wrote:A Blu-ray of the movie Convoy
If I had to hand on heart list my all time top 10 movies then I would have A LOT of difficulty leaving Convoy off that list.

I am a little disturbed that the movie will now forever be associated, even in passing, with numbers cock.
It's a damn fine movie. I actually just ordered the Blu-ray on sale from Kino Lorber. I'll watch anything with Ernest Borgnine or directed by Peckinpah.
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The new Pearl Jam song “Running”
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impressions: dry, unsatifsying, forced
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Argo’s face.
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impressions: pimply, squirty, bare
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Yourself?
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gumdrops
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96583UP wrote:sions.

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I love that scene. F*ck me watching that scene.
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daft twat wrote:Yourself?
impressions: charming, adorable, satisfying
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dad wrote:gumdrops
impressions: hard to connect with, stingy, on the floor
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
96583UP wrote:sions.

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I love that scene. F*ck me watching that scene.
impressions: consensual, brief, uncomfortable
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see u later
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no
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Argo’s asshole
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