Red Mosquito

What do you do if you walk into a Wawa and someone says this to you?

Farts are small particles of fecal matter, so this is the same as a Cleveland Steamer.

but you can't sit in a fart and roll back and forth in it

you just fart on the chest

bam and it's out

but a fart can take many forms

could be a slow burner

could be a quick hitter

could be a classic robusto

there is a lot more to this question than you might expect

Spoiler: show

the answer might surprise you

You will not

Spoiler: show

unless you're willing to pay

thank you, poll updated

how much would you charge?






theoretically

96583UP wrote:how much would you charge?






theoretically

Hmmm oh... Not much... Take me out to dinner and a Pearl jam concert maybe

tommy wrote:

96583UP wrote:how much would you charge?






theoretically

Hmmm oh... Not much... Take me out to dinner and a Pearl jam concert maybe

ugh that's a lot man

pearl jam concerts are expensive af

how about a pearl jam karaoke event instead

theoretically

get that crap out of this thread we have dignity in here

96583UP wrote:

tommy wrote:

96583UP wrote:how much would you charge?






theoretically

Hmmm oh... Not much... Take me out to dinner and a Pearl jam concert maybe

ugh that's a lot man

pearl jam concerts are expensive af

how about a pearl jam karaoke event instead

How about a Snickers and a movie?

tommy wrote:

96583UP wrote:

tommy wrote:

96583UP wrote:how much would you charge?






theoretically

Hmmm oh... Not much... Take me out to dinner and a Pearl jam concert maybe

ugh that's a lot man

pearl jam concerts are expensive af

how about a pearl jam karaoke event instead

How about a Snickers and a movie?

what kind of movie and what size Snickers

just bought every size of snickers to be sure

Oof, sorry but there aren't any movies out at the moment that I want to see

we could make a movie together?