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WTF is wrong with this hellsite?
Posted: Fri May 10, 2024 12:00 am
by BurtReynolds
Is it slow for anyone else? Does anyone else keep getting logged out? Been like that for a couple days or so.
Re: WTF is wrong with this hellsite?
Posted: Fri May 10, 2024 12:21 am
by tommy
There have been a lot more active users since the album came out
Re: WTF is wrong with this hellsite?
Posted: Fri May 10, 2024 12:42 am
by Ello Sailor
Hellsite is working fine for me. Is it possible that you've grown old and feeble and that your PC is riddled with viruses?
Re: WTF is wrong with this hellsite?
Posted: Fri May 10, 2024 12:51 am
by BurtReynolds
tommy wrote:There have been a lot more active users since the album came out
stop making excuses for them.
Re: WTF is wrong with this hellsite?
Posted: Fri May 10, 2024 12:51 am
by BurtReynolds
Ello Sailor wrote:Hellsite is working fine for me. Is it possible that you've grown old and feeble and that your PC is riddled with viruses?
Shut up my computer is awesome.
it's also happening on my phone now.
Re: WTF is wrong with this hellsite?
Posted: Fri May 10, 2024 1:27 am
by 96583UP
it is slow loading pages for me as well
waiting that extra .3 seconds is torture in the modern era
Re: WTF is wrong with this hellsite?
Posted: Fri May 10, 2024 1:46 am
by Jorge
Definitely slower than normal
Re: WTF is wrong with this hellsite?
Posted: Fri May 10, 2024 2:44 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
Alex hacked the mainframe and is wreaking havoc. Thanks mods.
Re: WTF is wrong with this hellsite?
Posted: Fri May 10, 2024 4:22 am
by Sgt. Crackpot
The server started smoking and almost caught fire. I pissed on it to put it out. Everything should return to normal soon.
Re: WTF is wrong with this hellsite?
Posted: Fri May 10, 2024 4:23 am
by Sgt. Crackpot
Really though, I have nfi what it was
Re: WTF is wrong with this hellsite?
Posted: Fri May 10, 2024 11:29 am
by Sgt. Crackpot
OK, I found the issue. There was a naming issue with one of the default mobile theme folders. It created a massive overload of entries on the error table.
The folder is now corrected and the entries dumped.
Enjoy your hellsite a little faster now.
Re: WTF is wrong with this hellsite?
Posted: Fri May 10, 2024 9:26 pm
by BurtReynolds
Thanks for trying, but it's still a bit sluggish.
It's probably all the dick threads.
Re: WTF is wrong with this hellsite?
Posted: Fri May 10, 2024 9:34 pm
by VinylGuy
works great now
Re: WTF is wrong with this hellsite?
Posted: Fri May 10, 2024 9:50 pm
by 96583UP
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:The server started smoking and almost caught fire. I pissed on it to put it out. Everything should return to normal soon.
this is the type of fast, practical, genious thinking we need more of around here
you're promoted
Re: WTF is wrong with this hellsite?
Posted: Fri May 10, 2024 9:51 pm
by 96583UP
BurtReynolds wrote:Thanks for trying, but it's still a bit sluggish.
It's probably all the dick threads.
it is definitely due to a shortage of dick threads
Re: WTF is wrong with this hellsite?
Posted: Sat May 11, 2024 6:21 pm
by 96583UP
she appears to be taking on more water, captain
Re: WTF is wrong with this hellsite?
Posted: Sun May 12, 2024 11:40 am
by Sgt. Crackpot
There are still some issues. I've notified the mods. Unfortunately I've had to disable the board Search feature because it is contributing to the load, it will be reinstated soon once this settles down.
Re: WTF is wrong with this hellsite?
Posted: Sun May 12, 2024 12:27 pm
by 96583UP
huge load
clogging the instruments
Re: WTF is wrong with this hellsite?
Posted: Sun May 12, 2024 1:01 pm
by The Argonaut
Good lookin' out, sarge. Thanks for taking care of us. I'm sure it'll all be right as rain soon enough. We believe in you!
Re: WTF is wrong with this hellsite?
Posted: Sun May 12, 2024 4:49 pm
by VinylGuy
not having active topics is difficult yeah.