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Where the Heck is Chris_H_2?

Posted: Tue May 14, 2024 4:25 pm
by dad
I've not seen him around since before the new album came out.

Hope everything is okay.

Re: Where the Heck is Chris_H_2?

Posted: Tue May 14, 2024 7:12 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Rehab

Re: Where the Heck is Chris_H_2?

Posted: Tue May 14, 2024 7:12 pm
by dad
hey, lenny

Re: Where the Heck is Chris_H_2?

Posted: Tue May 14, 2024 7:19 pm
by Jorge
Probably enjoying the house that he took from me

Re: Where the Heck is Chris_H_2?

Posted: Tue May 14, 2024 7:25 pm
by dad
i'm sorry, wut

Re: Where the Heck is Chris_H_2?

Posted: Tue May 14, 2024 7:33 pm
by spike
Jorge is the feudal lord of all lakehouses. Some of us are brave enough to defy him.

Re: Where the Heck is Chris_H_2?

Posted: Tue May 14, 2024 7:52 pm
by dad
spike, you live in the vicinity...go do a wellness check on our boy.

Re: Where the Heck is Chris_H_2?

Posted: Tue May 14, 2024 7:57 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
dad wrote:spike, you live in the vicinity...go do a wellness check on our boy.
Visiting hours are 5:00pm-8:00pm

Re: Where the Heck is Chris_H_2?

Posted: Tue May 14, 2024 8:01 pm
by dad
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:spike, you live in the vicinity...go do a wellness check on our boy.
Visiting hours are 5:00pm-8:00pm
how many times have you been?

Re: Where the Heck is Chris_H_2?

Posted: Tue May 14, 2024 8:15 pm
by 96583UP
maybe the family across the street that hides a disabled child in their home knifed him?

Re: Where the Heck is Chris_H_2?

Posted: Tue May 14, 2024 8:20 pm
by dad
96583UP wrote:maybe the family across the street that hides a disabled child in their home knifed him?
maybe he took their child and is on the run.

Re: Where the Heck is Chris_H_2?

Posted: Tue May 14, 2024 8:22 pm
by 96583UP
maybe he saw how the board became overrun by (dark matter) threads and decided to spend his time on the Creed message board instead

Re: Where the Heck is Chris_H_2?

Posted: Tue May 14, 2024 8:27 pm
by Jorge
dad wrote:i'm sorry, wut
You heard me

Re: Where the Heck is Chris_H_2?

Posted: Tue May 14, 2024 8:35 pm
by spike
dad wrote:spike, you live in the vicinity...go do a wellness check on our boy.
Traffic is worse than ever in Chicago, and I never go to that part of town anymore.

Re: Where the Heck is Chris_H_2?

Posted: Tue May 14, 2024 8:46 pm
by tommy
He's probably deliberately ignoring us because of something spike said

Re: Where the Heck is Chris_H_2?

Posted: Tue May 14, 2024 8:55 pm
by spike
chicagoans aren't that precious

Re: Where the Heck is Chris_H_2?

Posted: Tue May 14, 2024 9:31 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
dad wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
dad wrote:spike, you live in the vicinity...go do a wellness check on our boy.
Visiting hours are 5:00pm-8:00pm
how many times have you been?
Nonce

Re: Where the Heck is Chris_H_2?

Posted: Tue May 14, 2024 9:52 pm
by wease
One of two things happened to him:

A) babysitter’s boyfriend caught them and vanquished him
B) Chris’s wife caught him with the babysitter and did something worse to him

Re: Where the Heck is Chris_H_2?

Posted: Tue May 14, 2024 11:01 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
If spike isn't going to check on him I guess verb will have to.

Re: Where the Heck is Chris_H_2?

Posted: Tue May 14, 2024 11:30 pm
by spike
Verb lives in Iowa.