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Jorge’s Race War

Posted: Wed May 22, 2024 11:53 pm
by 96583UP
For the honor of the pampas

To defend the indigenous peoples from the modern ways

For the rights of the oppressed

To protect the right to farm coca

It’s Land or Death

War Against the Gringos

but why?

Re: Jorge’s Race War

Posted: Thu May 23, 2024 12:12 am
by Jorge
Have you read Tree's fucking "I'm an idiotue" thread?

It's enough to cause anyone to start a race war

Re: Jorge’s Race War

Posted: Thu May 23, 2024 12:14 am
by spike
shots farah’d!

Re: Jorge’s Race War

Posted: Thu May 23, 2024 12:22 am
by 96583UP
can i be the american that grows cool facial hair and fights on behalf of the natives, earning their respect, and dying in battle accepted by them, leaving behind a native wife and child, to carry on my memory ?

Re: Jorge’s Race War

Posted: Thu May 23, 2024 12:24 am
by doug rr
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Re: Jorge’s Race War

Posted: Thu May 23, 2024 12:27 am
by 96583UP
96583UP wrote:can i be the american that grows cool facial hair and fights on behalf of the natives, earning their respect, and dying in battle accepted by them, leaving behind a native wife and child, to carry on my memory ?
basically dances with wolves only latin american version

Re: Jorge’s Race War

Posted: Thu May 23, 2024 12:52 am
by bodysnatcher
96583UP wrote:can i be the american that grows cool facial hair and fights on behalf of the natives, earning their respect, and dying in battle accepted by them, leaving behind a native wife and child, to carry on my memory ?
There’s no way you have a wife and child. Do you know how many “I am gay” threads you’ve started???

Re: Jorge’s Race War

Posted: Thu May 23, 2024 12:58 am
by bodysnatcher
I can definitely picture Jorge in a large tent, standing at a table with his top advisors, looking at a map.

Re: Jorge’s Race War

Posted: Thu May 23, 2024 1:02 am
by doug rr
bodysnatcher wrote:I can definitely picture Jorge in a large tent, standing at a table with his top advisors, looking at a map.
wearing olive drab pants where you can still see most of his socks and large brown shoes

Re: Jorge’s Race War

Posted: Thu May 23, 2024 1:10 am
by 96583UP
bodysnatcher wrote:
96583UP wrote:can i be the american that grows cool facial hair and fights on behalf of the natives, earning their respect, and dying in battle accepted by them, leaving behind a native wife and child, to carry on my memory ?
There’s no way you have a wife and child. Do you know how many “I am gay” threads you’ve started???
every great defector has his vices, often hidden behind a conventional masque

Re: Jorge’s Race War

Posted: Thu May 23, 2024 1:11 am
by 96583UP
doug rr wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:I can definitely picture Jorge in a large tent, standing at a table with his top advisors, looking at a map.
wearing olive drab pants where you can still see most of his socks and large brown shoes
cooking up a giant tray of lasagna

Re: Jorge’s Race War

Posted: Thu May 23, 2024 2:02 am
by bodysnatcher
96583UP wrote:
doug rr wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:I can definitely picture Jorge in a large tent, standing at a table with his top advisors, looking at a map.
wearing olive drab pants where you can still see most of his socks and large brown shoes
cooking up a giant tray of lasagna
Imagine eating lasagna and then going to war for Jorge

Re: Jorge’s Race War

Posted: Thu May 23, 2024 2:10 am
by 96583UP
bodysnatcher wrote:
96583UP wrote:
doug rr wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:I can definitely picture Jorge in a large tent, standing at a table with his top advisors, looking at a map.
wearing olive drab pants where you can still see most of his socks and large brown shoes
cooking up a giant tray of lasagna
Imagine eating lasagna and then going to war for Jorge
we would be slow and pudgy on the front lines, and require frequent naps

Re: Jorge’s Race War

Posted: Thu May 23, 2024 2:12 am
by bodysnatcher
96583UP wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:
96583UP wrote:
doug rr wrote:
bodysnatcher wrote:I can definitely picture Jorge in a large tent, standing at a table with his top advisors, looking at a map.
wearing olive drab pants where you can still see most of his socks and large brown shoes
cooking up a giant tray of lasagna
Imagine eating lasagna and then going to war for Jorge
we would be slow and pudgy on the front lines, and require frequent naps
Would probably be better than eating eggs that bammer cooked the night before

Re: Jorge’s Race War

Posted: Mon June 17, 2024 1:36 am
by 96583UP
he blew the dam to flood the plains and slow our approach

genius

but we will press on

Re: Jorge’s Race War

Posted: Mon June 17, 2024 4:56 pm
by epilogue
spike wrote:shots farah’d!
I'm equally impressed and bummed out by this post.