Dark Matter: Worst Bridge
Posted: Mon May 27, 2024 8:00 pm
im going to throw some Dark Matter mini tournaments together. Worst bridge will be first. But I need some help:
This will be like choosing between forms of diarrhea: which is the most satisfying sign of ill health?! The stinkier, the better?
Imagine writing an album that is suitable as background music in a Walmart or Bed Bath and Beyond and then deciding to splatter a giant cowpie dressed in perfume, glitter, press-on nails, and heavy mascara right in the middle
this is the Dark Matter Glam Bridge tournament
which is the worst, though?!
This will be like choosing between forms of diarrhea: which is the most satisfying sign of ill health?! The stinkier, the better?
Imagine writing an album that is suitable as background music in a Walmart or Bed Bath and Beyond and then deciding to splatter a giant cowpie dressed in perfume, glitter, press-on nails, and heavy mascara right in the middle
this is the Dark Matter Glam Bridge tournament
which is the worst, though?!