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A few genuine questions about farts (not a parody thread)
Posted: Mon June 03, 2024 11:41 am
by tommy
How do you feel about the smell of your own farts?
How does your partner feel?
Rank your family members farts
Do you think our pets find comfort in the smell of our farts?
Do you think queen Elizabeth found farts funny?
Re: A few genuine questions about farts (not a parody thread
Posted: Tue June 04, 2024 12:26 am
by daft twat
1) Honestly, they almost never smell at all, and I’m thankful because I think my volume (I don’t mean sound) is way above average.
2) We don’t fart around each other. It’s happened over 25 years, obviously, but I want her to want me sometimes. And I’m an ass man. I don’t want to associate it with farts.
3) My mom had the smelliest, my sister the loudest, and my dad the funniest because he would frequently do finger guns.
4) Seems like a stretch.
5) I bet it depended on the situation. I’ve laughed uncontrollably at some, and there are times they make me so fucking mad.