Huntsville, AL (I don't care about a travel forum)

[lennytheweedwhacker]

The Space and Rocket Center attracts nerds nationwide. Go Trash Pandas.

[96583UP]

where best to roll tide

[bodysnatcher]

What’s the happy hour scene like at Chilis?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

What’s the happy hour scene like at Chilis?

I dunno never been

[lennytheweedwhacker]

where best to roll tide

Chili’s

[spike]

I ended up in cuffs after happy houring at Chili’s once.

[dad]

I ended up in cuffs after happy houring at Chili’s once.

go on…

[spike]

I ended up in cuffs after happy houring at Chili’s once.

go on…

My buddy was in town for an Eddie Vedder solo show, so I met him out at Chili’s early. We were the only ones in there, so we made friends with the bartender and started in on the rum and cokes, eventually getting free drinks etc.

Me and this dude used to sneak up to the front at shows. Would sneak backstage. All sorts of hijinks. We started talking about those escapades, which eventually pumped me up to try and sneak into the show that evening.

I was blind and unsuccessfully tried getting in multiple times, so understandably, the venue eventually called the cops. They shook me down out front… good cop/bad cap… diffused the situation and let me go after confirming I had no priors.

[doug rr]

cuffortabaly numb

[96583UP]

classic white privilege police encounter

[96583UP]

i have been stopped multiple times for speeding in my life and not gotten tickets because i was remorseful

and because of my gringo status

[96583UP]

fr this country is fucked up

spike deserves to be in jail

riker's island

[dad]

i have been stopped multiple times for speeding in my life and not gotten tickets because i was remorseful

and because of my gringo status

did you offer up head or

[spike]

fr this country is fucked up

spike deserves to be in jail

riker's island

What’s my crime?

[dad]

I ended up in cuffs after happy houring at Chili’s once.

go on…

My buddy was in town for an Eddie Vedder solo show, so I met him out at Chili’s early. We were the only ones in there, so we made friends with the bartender and started in on the rum and cokes, eventually getting free drinks etc.

Me and this dude used to sneak up to the front at shows. Would sneak backstage. All sorts of hijinks. We started talking about those escapades, which eventually pumped me up to try and sneak into the show that evening.

I was blind and unsuccessfully tried getting in multiple times, so understandably, the venue eventually called the cops. They shook me down out front… good cop/bad cap… diffused the situation and let me go after confirming I had no priors.

I’m honestly impressed with the sneaking into shows and backstage, considering you’re a tall boi and all.

surely that would set off alarm bells.

[96583UP]

i have been stopped multiple times for speeding in my life and not gotten tickets because i was remorseful

and because of my gringo status

did you offer up head or

nope just was ready in advance with license and registration and a remorseful look and a respectful tone

[96583UP]

fr this country is fucked up

spike deserves to be in jail

riker's island

What’s my crime?

attempted trespassing

attempted theft of ticketmaster service charges

failure to adhere to placards

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I've lost all respect I've ever had for spike and trust me it was a whole lot of respect

[bodysnatcher]

this makes sense, he’s not moving to Australia, America is sending him there

[spike]

I ended up in cuffs after happy houring at Chili’s once.

go on…

My buddy was in town for an Eddie Vedder solo show, so I met him out at Chili’s early. We were the only ones in there, so we made friends with the bartender and started in on the rum and cokes, eventually getting free drinks etc.

Me and this dude used to sneak up to the front at shows. Would sneak backstage. All sorts of hijinks. We started talking about those escapades, which eventually pumped me up to try and sneak into the show that evening.

I was blind and unsuccessfully tried getting in multiple times, so understandably, the venue eventually called the cops. They shook me down out front… good cop/bad cap… diffused the situation and let me go after confirming I had no priors.

I’m honestly impressed with the sneaking into shows and backstage, considering you’re a tall boi and all.

surely that would set off alarm bells.

The key is to act like you belong there, and talls naturally command more reverence than shorts.