The worst song of 2024

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The worst song of 2024

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We can use this thread to share and discuss nominees as the year progresses, and maybe by the end of the year we can have an official pick
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I just listened to the new Offspring song, released today:

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Re: The worst song of 2024

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Honestly that doesn't really sound worse than any other pop-punk song I've heard in my life.
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It's worse
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Re: The worst song of 2024

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I don't know about that. It's really worse than All The Small Things?
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It is, partly because it seems like a conscious rewrite of "All the Small Things," and because it was made by a group of 60 year old men instead of a bunch of 20-somethings. Also it sounds like ass
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Imagine hating on an absolute classic like All the Small Things, gtfo
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i cant even listen to their good album anymore because of how shit they are now. i cant have that mans voice in my house.
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Jorge wrote:It is, partly because it seems like a conscious rewrite of "All the Small Things," and because it was made by a group of 60 year old men instead of a bunch of 20-somethings. Also it sounds like ass
Should this really play in to it though?

That said, it sounds like Offspring hocking Weezer more than anything.
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It's harmlessly not good.

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to be fair, the lead singer looked like he was in his 60s in the 90s, too.
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It sounds like a way worse version of the No Rules song from I Think You Should Leave
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That new Motley Crue song

The new Eminem song
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The rapper Necro released a metal song this year and it’s legit the worst metal song I’ve ever heard. It’s pretty shocking honestly, I don’t know how an established artist was okay releasing this.

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I really enjoyed the 2012 Offspring album Days Go By. I absolutely hated the 2021 album Let the Bad Times Roll. This song is totally fine. It would fit perfectly on an American Pie soundtrack.

I listened to the new Bon Jovi album today. Most of the songs seemed like the kind of music you hear in a fixer upper show on HGTV when the family gets a fresh start in their updated home. It’s the best Jon can do now. I’m not mad at him for doing it.

These new offerings, along with stuff like that Motley Crue single, really highlight how fucking great Dark Matter actually is from a group so long in the tooth.

That song LV posted is laughably bad. Holy shit!
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daft twat wrote:This song is totally fine.
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That Eminem song is awful

Also that Camila cabello song she did live with Lana on Coachella
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It's been a bummer to see how Camila Cabello's career has been playing out. I really liked "Havana" back in the day but nothing else has been good
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Music has been dead for at least a decade. Why are you listening to new songs in the year 2024?
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LoathedVermin72 wrote:The rapper Necro released a metal song this year and it’s legit the worst metal song I’ve ever heard. It’s pretty shocking honestly, I don’t know how an established artist was okay releasing this.

Haha, why is it mixed like that
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