Help me become a butthole Stan

[Ello Sailor]

Just never really got into them, but we're coming into butthole sunning season, so I'm thinking it's finally time to branch out. Any tips would be appreciated.

[Eugene]

Can you dig in my soul, could you smell my whole…life?

[epilogue]

Need more information

[96583UP]

i support a trimmed butthole

[dimejinky99]

i got banned off here for a pic merely nearby my butthole
it wasnt even in the pic
id go carefully if i were you.

[96583UP]

these mods don't scare me

the only dms i accept are board warnings

Spoiler: show

where i quickly melt like a scared child

[wease]

i got banned off here for a pic merely nearby my butthole
it wasnt even in the pic
id go carefully if i were you.

a) why were you taking pics of your asshole?
b) why were you posting pics of your asshole here?

[The Argonaut]

I was sitting at a little table in the park drinking a coffee a couple weeks ago, when I began to hear a trickle of water coming from the bushes behind me. I knew what it was, of course, but I still for some reason felt compelled to look, to double check my intuition. This all happened in a moment, I didn't really have time to consider. It was a person peeing, fifteen feet from me. Ok, fine. But the angle. They were hunched over, bent double, not crouching just bent in half, allowing me full eye contact with their loose, hairless asshole. I've never seen anything like it.

I left the park

[Bammer]

Imagine if you died suddenly - like a heart attack or something - and you had your phone web browser open to this thread/page in particular. And the person who discovers your body grabs your phone to, say, contact someone in your contacts and the first thing they see is this.

[Ello Sailor]

I was sitting at a little table in the park drinking a coffee a couple weeks ago, when I began to hear a trickle of water coming from the bushes behind me. I knew what it was, of course, but I still for some reason felt compelled to look, to double check my intuition. This all happened in a moment, I didn't really have time to consider. It was a person peeing, fifteen feet from me. Ok, fine. But the angle. They were hunched over, bent double, not crouching just bent in half, allowing me full eye contact with their loose, hairless asshole. I've never seen anything like it.

I left the park

Butthole sunning mid-leak is a power move for sure. I respect it.

[Ello Sailor]

Imagine if you died suddenly - like a heart attack or something - and you had your phone web browser open to this thread/page in particular. And the person who discovers your body grabs your phone to, say, contact someone in your contacts and the first thing they see is this.

Still easier to explain than Joe's enjoyment of "Sirens".

[epilogue]

Imagine if you died suddenly - like a heart attack or something - and you had your phone web browser open to this thread/page in particular. And the person who discovers your body grabs your phone to, say, contact someone in your contacts and the first thing they see is this.

Put a passcode on your phone, bro!

[dad]

Imagine if you died suddenly - like a heart attack or something - and you had your phone web browser open to this thread/page in particular. And the person who discovers your body grabs your phone to, say, contact someone in your contacts and the first thing they see is this.

Put an asscode on your phone, bro!

fixed.

[96583UP]

I was sitting at a little table in the park drinking a coffee a couple weeks ago, when I began to hear a trickle of water coming from the bushes behind me. I knew what it was, of course, but I still for some reason felt compelled to look, to double check my intuition. This all happened in a moment, I didn't really have time to consider. It was a person peeing, fifteen feet from me. Ok, fine. But the angle. They were hunched over, bent double, not crouching just bent in half, allowing me full eye contact with their loose, hairless asshole. I've never seen anything like it.

I left the park

that was me and I was presenting!

you didn't take the opportunity

next time

[Chris_H_2]

I was sitting at a little table in the park drinking a coffee a couple weeks ago, when I began to hear a trickle of water coming from the bushes behind me. I knew what it was, of course, but I still for some reason felt compelled to look, to double check my intuition. This all happened in a moment, I didn't really have time to consider. It was a person peeing, fifteen feet from me. Ok, fine. But the angle. They were hunched over, bent double, not crouching just bent in half, allowing me full eye contact with their loose, hairless asshole. I've never seen anything like it.

I left the park

how was the birdwatching?

[wease]

I was sitting at a little table in the park drinking a coffee a couple weeks ago, when I began to hear a trickle of water coming from the bushes behind me. I knew what it was, of course, but I still for some reason felt compelled to look, to double check my intuition. This all happened in a moment, I didn't really have time to consider. It was a person peeing, fifteen feet from me. Ok, fine. But the angle. They were hunched over, bent double, not crouching just bent in half, allowing me full eye contact with their loose, hairless asshole. I've never seen anything like it.

I left the park

how was the birdwatching?

AL

[epilogue]

I was sitting at a little table in the park drinking a coffee a couple weeks ago, when I began to hear a trickle of water coming from the bushes behind me. I knew what it was, of course, but I still for some reason felt compelled to look, to double check my intuition. This all happened in a moment, I didn't really have time to consider. It was a person peeing, fifteen feet from me. Ok, fine. But the angle. They were hunched over, bent double, not crouching just bent in half, allowing me full eye contact with their loose, hairless asshole. I've never seen anything like it.

I left the park

how was the birdwatching?

AL

legit

[dimejinky99]

i got banned off here for a pic merely nearby my butthole
it wasnt even in the pic
id go carefully if i were you.

a) why were you taking pics of your asshole?
b) why were you posting pics of your asshole here?

I had surgery top of my butt crack to remove a pilinoidal cyst. huge big ingrown hair. size of a golfball..

the wound was exactly the shape of a beer bottle though. I thought my chums over at rm will get a chuckle out of that.
A certain mod didnt. he knows who he is

banned me

[Jorge]

I will never forget that photo

[dad]

draw us a pic of it from memory.