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I want you inside me

Posted: Thu November 28, 2024 12:08 am
by 96583UP
Sometimes you walk past a store and something delicious in the front window catches your eye and you instantly think: I want you inside me

this is the thread for talking things that we want inside us

Re: I want you inside me

Posted: Thu November 28, 2024 12:13 am
by doug rr
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Re: I want you inside me

Posted: Thu November 28, 2024 12:15 am
by 96583UP
I am a sucker for fresh-baked bread

Re: I want you inside me

Posted: Thu November 28, 2024 1:35 pm
by Bammer
I was driving from Austin to Dallas with a couple buddies one time, and as we drove by a field with cattle in it, one of them looked out and said “you look yummy.”

Re: I want you inside me

Posted: Thu November 28, 2024 1:36 pm
by Bammer
He might have said “you look delicious” actually. This was back in 2013.

Re: I want you inside me

Posted: Thu November 28, 2024 1:41 pm
by 96583UP
he wanted to stuff that big texas beef inside of him

Re: I want you inside me

Posted: Fri November 29, 2024 4:32 am
by spike
I thought this thread was going to be about turducken.

Re: I want you inside me

Posted: Fri November 29, 2024 4:46 am
by Bammer
spike wrote:I thought this thread was going to be about turducken.
It still can be.

Re: I want you inside me

Posted: Fri November 29, 2024 4:47 am
by BurtReynolds
I thought he was reaching out to The Lord.

Re: I want you inside me

Posted: Fri November 29, 2024 9:09 am
by spike
Burt trending towards bible banger is my most anticipated RM development of 2025.

Re: I want you inside me

Posted: Fri November 29, 2024 11:10 pm
by 96583UP
Jesus is inside me already

Re: I want you inside me

Posted: Sat November 30, 2024 12:45 am
by Ello Sailor
spike wrote:Burt trending towards bible banger is my most anticipated RM development of 2025.
>gays/minorities bad
>women bad unless adequately obedient
>delusion is chill
>impossible feats galore

How is he not already a pastor?

Re: I want you inside me

Posted: Sat November 30, 2024 12:57 am
by BurtReynolds
Ello Sailor wrote:
spike wrote:Burt trending towards bible banger is my most anticipated RM development of 2025.
>gays/minorities bad
>women bad unless adequately obedient
>delusion is chill
>impossible feats galore

How is he not already a pastor?
You should spend less time thinking about me and more time getting right with Jesus.

Re: I want you inside me

Posted: Sat November 30, 2024 2:28 am
by 96583UP
original Jesus was cool

that guy was basically The Dude

all this other shit that people made up afterward can go in the waste bin

Re: I want you inside me

Posted: Sat November 30, 2024 2:38 am
by 96583UP
I'm gonna say Dippin' Dots

belong on this list

Cotton Candy

when I see them

I want them inside me

Re: I want you inside me

Posted: Sat November 30, 2024 3:40 am
by BurtReynolds
96583UP wrote:original Jesus was cool

that guy was basically The Dude

all this other shit that people made up afterward can go in the waste bin
Agreed. Except the Crusades were awesome.

Re: I want you inside me

Posted: Sun December 01, 2024 3:18 pm
by 96583UP
a pizza place with good-looking slices in the window definitely makes this list

Re: I want you inside me

Posted: Sun December 01, 2024 3:19 pm
by 96583UP
BurtReynolds wrote:
96583UP wrote:original Jesus was cool

that guy was basically The Dude

all this other shit that people made up afterward can go in the waste bin
Agreed. Except the Crusades were awesome.
the Children's Crusade was the most provocative

what could inflict more fear than suddenly being immersed in a sea of thousands of children

terrifying

Re: I want you inside me

Posted: Tue December 03, 2024 12:44 am
by 96583UP
i am a total sucker for a big hot pretzel w salt

Re: I want you inside me

Posted: Tue December 03, 2024 12:50 am
by spike
96583UP wrote:i am a total sucker for a big hot pretzel w salt
those have never appealed to me