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Let's talk about Ikea-Style Assembly

Posted: Mon January 13, 2025 8:27 pm
by 96583UP
This is a thread where we discuss furniture we assembled

Re: Lost Dongs 2

Posted: Mon January 13, 2025 8:28 pm
by 96583UP
i had to put together an aquarium stand yesterday

it took forever but actually looks nice!

Re: Lost Dongs 2

Posted: Mon January 13, 2025 8:30 pm
by 96583UP
my back is pretty sore though

took 2 hours

Re: Lost Dongs 2

Posted: Mon January 13, 2025 8:32 pm
by B
Ugh. This does not improve my mood.

Re: Lost Dongs 2

Posted: Mon January 13, 2025 8:37 pm
by tommy
B wrote:Ugh. This does not improve my mood.
If this doesn't improve your mood then I don't think anything will

Re: Lost Dongs 2

Posted: Mon January 13, 2025 8:40 pm
by 96583UP
B wrote:Ugh. This does not improve my mood.
i will repurpose

Re: Let's talk about Ikea-Style Assembly

Posted: Mon January 13, 2025 8:41 pm
by 96583UP
i use my own tools at this point

little allen wrenches just don't cut it

Re: Let's talk about Ikea-Style Assembly

Posted: Mon January 13, 2025 8:47 pm
by coptheriotact
I assembled a bookshelf while listening to this song

Why didn’t he Learn his lesson after the first time?

Re: Let's talk about Ikea-Style Assembly

Posted: Mon January 13, 2025 8:48 pm
by 96583UP
this is relatable

Re: Let's talk about Ikea-Style Assembly

Posted: Mon January 13, 2025 8:50 pm
by tommy
coptheriotact wrote:I assembled a bookshelf while listening to this song

Why didn’t he Learn his lesson after the first time?
God, I remember this song

Re: Let's talk about Ikea-Style Assembly

Posted: Mon January 13, 2025 8:55 pm
by dad
wow, great find.

Re: Let's talk about Ikea-Style Assembly

Posted: Mon January 13, 2025 9:02 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Let's talk about Ikea-Style Assembly

Posted: Mon January 13, 2025 9:27 pm
by 96583UP
drawers are the most difficult assembly item

avoid them at all costs

Re: Let's talk about Ikea-Style Assembly

Posted: Mon January 13, 2025 9:29 pm
by dad
of all the ikea things you've assembled, which one has your favorite name?

Re: Let's talk about Ikea-Style Assembly

Posted: Mon January 13, 2025 9:32 pm
by 96583UP
never remember the names

they are all too weird to remember

hbu ?

Re: Let's talk about Ikea-Style Assembly

Posted: Mon January 13, 2025 9:36 pm
by dad
Stänklöf

Re: Let's talk about Ikea-Style Assembly

Posted: Mon January 13, 2025 9:38 pm
by 96583UP
geesh

sounds prestigious

Re: Let's talk about Ikea-Style Assembly

Posted: Mon January 13, 2025 9:54 pm
by Ello Sailor
I prefer Ike style ass-embly.

Re: Let's talk about Ikea-Style Assembly

Posted: Mon January 13, 2025 10:58 pm
by spike
96583UP wrote:i use my own tools at this point

little allen wrenches just don't cut it
this is the way

Re: Let's talk about Ikea-Style Assembly

Posted: Tue January 14, 2025 3:58 am
by Higgs
96583UP wrote:drawers are the most difficult assembly item

avoid them at all costs
I can 100% vouch for this absolute truth.

I had to put together 4 separate big bastard drawer units for our walk in robe when we moved in like 8 years ago. It took me 2 full days and I am still scarred from the memory.