Red Mosquito

Burt has been driving us nuts posting right wing conspiracy theories. On a Pearl Jam message board he is attracting a lot of negative attention along the way. To commemorate this current atrocity we're asking forum members to tell us who they think was/is Burt's biggest feud? Taking nominations.

I feel like I'm forgetting a good one.

The obvious choices are Spike and Soma. Both of which have feuded with eachother in the past if remember correctly. Of the 3 of you I have only feuded with Soma.

Spike was crushed pretty decisively. I'm having a harder time getting through to Soma.

Soma has a warrior's spirit. He will not relent. Spike is much more chill and noncommittal.

He's just stubborn.

I have another conspiracy theory I want to drop on you guys (movie related), but it can wait until the morning.

BurtReynolds wrote:Spike was crushed pretty decisively. I'm having a harder time getting through to Soma.

I pwned you a few times today.

We can't forget Dimejinky. He hates Burt a lot.

We used to go at it pretty good back in the day

Buford T Justice, surely.

spike wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:Spike was crushed pretty decisively. I'm having a harder time getting through to Soma.

I pwned you a few times today.

You're not even in the arena. You're the meth addict outside trying to scalp tickets to my show.

Dev wrote:We can't forget Dimejinky. He hates Burt a lot.

That's less a feud and more of me kicking a really dumb puppy. I know it's a little low class mocking him for all the dumb shit he says when his mental ability falls on the left end of the Bell curve, but someone has to do it, and I don't see any of you volunteering.

i'd destroy you if i so desired

but i choose love

tree_ wrote:i'd destroy you if i so desired

but i choose love

How can you when I don't even exist?

http://forums.theskyiscrape.com/viewtop ... &start=660

BurtReynolds wrote:

tree_ wrote:i'd destroy you if i so desired

but i choose love

How can you when I don't even exist?

http://forums.theskyiscrape.com/viewtop ... &start=660

i have my argument that would have disintegrated you but again i chose love

Higgs wrote:Buford T Justice, surely.

he wants to barbeque burt's ass in molasses.

BurtReynolds wrote:

Dev wrote:We can't forget Dimejinky. He hates Burt a lot.

That's less a feud and more of me kicking a really dumb puppy. I know it's a little low class mocking him for all the dumb shit he says when his mental ability falls on the left end of the Bell curve, but someone has to do it, and I don't see any of you volunteering.

I haven’t even started on you. You’d best hope I don’t.

Cocksucker

So far Dime and Spike have paid Burt their respects, Meanwhile Soma is unpredictably missing. Is he chickening out of the competition or is the no show actually a classic power move?

I don't know I hope he's ok.