Pussy-ass BMs

[tommy]

Have you ever taken a truly weak, pathetic BM? The kind of bowel movement that makes you think, "Damn, that was a disgrace to my digestive system," and leaves you feeling unsatisfied and disappointed? The kind of clumsy, half-hearted, miserable excuse for a BM that makes you want to rethink your diet and life choices? Talk about those sorry-ass BMs here.

[Jorge]

Yeah and you feel cheated because you just know there's more stuff in there but it's just decided not to come out. So you are left with no choice but to clean up and prepare to sit back on the toilet again in a couple hours

[tommy]

Yeah and you feel cheated because you just know there's more stuff in there but it's just decided not to come out. So you are left with no choice but to clean up and prepare to sit back on the toilet again in a couple hours

This happened to me today. To add insult to injury I didn't get a clean break on what did come out, so it took a lot of wiping.

[BurtReynolds]

Maybe you should see a doctor.

[tommy]

Maybe you should see a doctor.

You think? 99.999% of my dumps are great.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Now we’re talking

[96583UP]

i had some pretty weak BMs a few days ago

attempted de-carbing and switching to high fiber

transition period to better things hopefully

thinking about Coach

[wease]

Yeah and you feel cheated because you just know there's more stuff in there but it's just decided not to come out. So you are left with no choice but to clean up and prepare to sit back on the toilet again in a couple hours

The only way this is worse is if this happens right after you shower.