Red Mosquito

Posted: **Fri March 28, 2025 5:57 pm**

In this thread we list the wise knowledge handed down by our own bodysnatcher. I'll start:

bodysnatcher wrote:Homes are just storage units you can live in

bodysnatcher wrote:I needed about a cup of pistachios for a recipe, so I bought them in bulk. They were $15/pound, so I wrote down the code for regular bulk shelled peanuts which were $3/pound. Went to self checkout and saved a few bucks.

bodysnatcher wrote:Food snobs rank up there with animal abusers and people with AIDS who don't tell their sexual partners.

bodysnatcher wrote:This is like voting for a cow turd over a horse turd

bodysnatcher wrote:
spike wrote:my wife is playing RHCP with her office door open.
Divorce her

bodysnatcher wrote:naps are for toddlers and the weak

Posted: **Fri March 28, 2025 9:18 pm**

the naps post was an all-timer for sure.

Posted: **Fri March 28, 2025 10:46 pm**

I respect the snatch

Posted: **Sat March 29, 2025 12:51 am**

Genius move on the pistachios

Posted: **Sat March 29, 2025 12:54 am**

"I've been crapping like a donkey" lives in my head rent-free. Hilarious.

Posted: **Sat March 29, 2025 5:08 am**

wease wrote:Genius move on the pistachios

Says the guy who would interrupt his day to track down a grocery store clerk over a $5 coupon code.

Something doesn’t add up, here, you disingenuous Tennesseean.

Posted: **Sat March 29, 2025 1:58 pm**

Bammer wrote:
wease wrote:Genius move on the pistachios
Says the guy who would interrupt his day to track down a grocery store clerk over a $5 coupon code.

Something doesn’t add up, here, you disingenuous Tennesseean.

You took something from a fellow shopper. He took something from the store.

Posted: **Sat March 29, 2025 4:43 pm**

Fuggin wease prince of tights over here

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