Red Mosquito

2 to the 1 to the 1 to the 3, I like good pussy and I like good trees.

Cherish the thought
Of always having you here by my side
Oh baby, I cherish the joy
You keep bringing it into my life

Claim what you want and take your place in the sun
Hearing songs in the silence, wings in my lungs
And with the air, my guide, let me fly

Spoiler: show

96583UP wrote:Cherish the thought
Of always having you here by my side
Oh baby, I cherish the joy
You keep bringing it into my life

My 16 year old self watched that music video quite a bit...

"Bustin' makes me feel good"

- Ray Parker Jr.

Everybody's worried about a good look
but they need to be worried about a good hook
Stead of skipping straight to the last page
Of that old rationalization book

Except I sing it with a weird accent and flip the rhythms.

standin in line
believin the lies
bowin down to the flag
ya got a bullet in ya head

a bullet in ya head (97x)

I fell asleep and when I woke up I was old.

I know this kind of feeling
I've had to sit it out a time or two
Usually it comes around
When dawn's cruel light's breaking through
But over you... It's a different kind of blue

what’s my drug of choiiiiice
well what have you goooooooot
so i don’t go broooooooke
cause i do it a lot

i do it a lot <guitar solo>

Pussy cat pussy cat tell me where you go
Dear little pussy cat here's a meaty toe
Pussy cat pussy cat ring your mighty bell
Dear little pussy cat you can go to hell

(Me-e-e-e-o-o-o-ow)

There's one pet I like to pet
And every evening we get set
I stroke it every chance I get
It's my girl's pussy

Seldom plays and never purrs
And I love the thoughts it stirs
But I don't mind because it's hers
My girl's pussy

Often it goes out at night
Returns at break of dawn
No matter what the weather's like
It's always nice and warm

It's never dirty, always clean
In giving thrills, never mean
But it's the best I've ever seen
Is my girl's pussy

I bring tid-bits that it loves
We spoon like two turtle doves
I take care to remove my gloves
When stroking my girl's pussy

Matters wrote:(Me-e-e-e-o-o-o-ow)

There's one pet I like to pet
And every evening we get set
I stroke it every chance I get
It's my girl's pussy

Seldom plays and never purrs
And I love the thoughts it stirs
But I don't mind because it's hers
My girl's pussy

Often it goes out at night
Returns at break of dawn
No matter what the weather's like
It's always nice and warm

It's never dirty, always clean
In giving thrills, never mean
But it's the best I've ever seen
Is my girl's pussy

I bring tid-bits that it loves
We spoon like two turtle doves
I take care to remove my gloves
When stroking my girl's pussy

Spoiler: show

9AM here and I already feel like I've exhausted my internet time for today

Once fastened
servile
now your getting sharp
Moving oh so swiftly
with such disarm

you need coolin'
baby I'm not foolin'
I'm gonna send you
back to schoolin'

Robert Plant is such a fucking idiot

LoathedVermin72 wrote:you need coolin'
baby I'm not foolin'
I'm gonna send you
back to schoolin'

Robert Plant is such a fucking idiot

it is remarkable how many of his album lyrics are sexual

that said, it was part of cultural liberation back then so

but still

have had the thought like 'can there be just one song that is not expressly about bangin'?'

96583UP wrote:

LoathedVermin72 wrote:you need coolin'
baby I'm not foolin'
I'm gonna send you
back to schoolin'

Robert Plant is such a fucking idiot

it is remarkable how many of his album lyrics are sexual

that said, it was part of cultural liberation back then so

but still

have had the thought like 'can there be just one song that is not expressly about bangin'?'

I love Zep and Plant is a rock god and all but the man is a complete moron

Legit laughed during Becoming Led Zeppelin concert footage where the band is just shredding beyond belief while Plant keeps saying "squeeze my lemon" like a fucking goon

96583UP wrote:

LoathedVermin72 wrote:you need coolin'
baby I'm not foolin'
I'm gonna send you
back to schoolin'

Robert Plant is such a fucking idiot

it is remarkable how many of his album lyrics are sexual

that said, it was part of cultural liberation back then so

but still

have had the thought like 'can there be just one song that is not expressly about bangin'?'

Even when he's in Lord of the Rings mode, imagining himself in the darkest depths of Mordor, he's still horny, ready to get it on with a girl so fair (until Gollum cock blocks him)