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Family Recipes

Posted: Mon May 26, 2025 3:33 am
by daft twat
Daft Twat’s Sloppy Joe Nachos:

1 lb ground beef, 1 can Campbell’s tomato soup, 1 can Campbell’s chicken gumbo soup, several squirts of Heinz ketchup. Let this marinate in a crock pot. Serve over a bed of Cool Ranch Doritos. Unbutton your pants. Take the next day off work.

Re: Family Recipes

Posted: Mon May 26, 2025 6:06 am
by spike
Good lord, twat. I think I’d have to be hammered.

Re: Family Recipes

Posted: Mon May 26, 2025 10:41 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
daft twat wrote:Daft Twat’s Sloppy Joe Nachos:

1 lb ground beef, 1 can Campbell’s tomato soup, 1 can Campbell’s chicken gumbo soup, several squirts of Heinz ketchup. Let this marinate in a crock pot. Serve over a bed of Cool Ranch Doritos. Unbutton your pants. Take the next day off work.
Family recipe? Who in your family passed this on to you? Was your grandma stoned when she invented this?

Re: Family Recipes

Posted: Sat May 31, 2025 11:57 pm
by daft twat
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
daft twat wrote:Daft Twat’s Sloppy Joe Nachos:

1 lb ground beef, 1 can Campbell’s tomato soup, 1 can Campbell’s chicken gumbo soup, several squirts of Heinz ketchup. Let this marinate in a crock pot. Serve over a bed of Cool Ranch Doritos. Unbutton your pants. Take the next day off work.
Family recipe? Who in your family passed this on to you? Was your grandma stoned when she invented this?
Okay, the sloppy Joe recipe is my grandma’s. The cool ranch Dorito addition is mine. I don’t like sloppy Joe sandwiches. The bread just gets too wet. I like crunch.
You have to try the sloppy Joe meat recipe, though. It’s fantastic!

Re: Family Recipes

Posted: Fri June 13, 2025 10:28 pm
by Cairn_Away
I don’t consider myself a part of the Paula Deen fan club but my stepmom used to make her squash casserole and it’s so simple and so delicious.

Ritz crackers on top is a totally basic move, but I would t dare to change it!

Now that it’s summer, I plan to make it soon.

Re: Family Recipes

Posted: Sat June 14, 2025 12:32 am
by E.H. Ruddock
Hi Alex

Re: Family Recipes

Posted: Sat June 14, 2025 12:46 am
by dimejinky99
daft twat wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
daft twat wrote:Daft Twat’s Sloppy Joe Nachos:

1 lb ground beef, 1 can Campbell’s tomato soup, 1 can Campbell’s chicken gumbo soup, several squirts of Heinz ketchup. Let this marinate in a crock pot. Serve over a bed of Cool Ranch Doritos. Unbutton your pants. Take the next day off work.
Family recipe? Who in your family passed this on to you? Was your grandma stoned when she invented this?
Okay, the sloppy Joe recipe is my grandma’s. The cool ranch Dorito addition is mine. I don’t like sloppy Joe sandwiches. The bread just gets too wet. I like crunch.
You have to try the sloppy Joe meat recipe, though. It’s fantastic!

This is like one of those mad videos you see on TikTok of people just assembling and abusing random food.

Do you pour it out directly on a marble counter top and just eat it with your hands too?

Re: Family Recipes

Posted: Sat June 14, 2025 12:51 am
by 96583UP
i was out of salsa earlier and put marinara on some nachos instead but that now looks quite tame by comparison

Re: Family Recipes

Posted: Tue June 17, 2025 4:54 pm
by Cairn_Away
96583UP wrote:i was out of salsa earlier and put marinara on some nachos instead but that now looks quite tame by comparison
Let’s sauce Lenny’s D.

Re: Family Recipes

Posted: Tue June 17, 2025 4:59 pm
by bodysnatcher
wtf daft.

i mean, i'd try it. but man.