Red Mosquito

And be honest for fucks sake

Honestly, this website is really slow.

i just dropped a fart that smells like popcorn

BurtReynolds wrote:Honestly, this website is really slow.

Feels intentional this time.

I hate everything.

im scared o' death

I'm struggling to find something to be honest about that isn't boring or embarrassing

i am having some aches and pains related to becoming an old fart

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2025/a ... -performer

imagine if this is the industry in which you had to make a living

tree_ wrote:I'm struggling to find something to be honest about that isn't boring or embarrassing

PM me

I have a micro

Get in line

I don’t know what a dickfer is.

Had my first colonoscopy today and I had so many thoughts while I waited for an hour.

daft twat wrote:Had my first colonoscopy today and I had so many thoughts while I waited for an hour.

Hope you weren't conscious.

BurtReynolds wrote:

daft twat wrote:Had my first colonoscopy today and I had so many thoughts while I waited for an hour.

Hope you weren't conscious.

Nope. Great anesthesia. Woke up in the room I had started in and wasn’t even groggy. I mowed the lawn when I got home.

daft twat wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:

daft twat wrote:Had my first colonoscopy today and I had so many thoughts while I waited for an hour.

Hope you weren't conscious.

Nope. Great anesthesia. Woke up in the room I had started in and wasn’t even groggy. I mowed the lawn when I got home.

A buddy of mine had his first one yesterday. He said when he came to after the procedure he felt like he just had a full night of the best sleep of his life.

wease wrote:

daft twat wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:

daft twat wrote:Had my first colonoscopy today and I had so many thoughts while I waited for an hour.

Hope you weren't conscious.

Nope. Great anesthesia. Woke up in the room I had started in and wasn’t even groggy. I mowed the lawn when I got home.

A buddy of mine had his first one yesterday. He said when he came to after the procedure he felt like he just had a full night of the best sleep of his life.

correct, and added bonus is you feel like you have the digestive system of a teenager for like a week.

colonoscopies get a bad rap for the prep and the homophobia around ass invasion, but they're secretly great.

spike wrote:

wease wrote:

daft twat wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:

daft twat wrote:Had my first colonoscopy today and I had so many thoughts while I waited for an hour.

Hope you weren't conscious.

Nope. Great anesthesia. Woke up in the room I had started in and wasn’t even groggy. I mowed the lawn when I got home.

A buddy of mine had his first one yesterday. He said when he came to after the procedure he felt like he just had a full night of the best sleep of his life.

correct, and added bonus is you feel like you have the digestive system of a teenager for like a week.

colonoscopies get a bad rap for the prep and the homophobia around ass invasion, but they're secretly great.

The homophobia? Really? Holy shit, that’s insane. I’m 48 and should have done this by now. Hand to God, the only reason I hadn’t was because I don’t like making appointments. My wife made this one for me. I’ll go to any appointment, but I would never make one that wasn’t due to immediate pain.

daft twat wrote:

spike wrote:

wease wrote:

daft twat wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:

daft twat wrote:Had my first colonoscopy today and I had so many thoughts while I waited for an hour.

Hope you weren't conscious.

Nope. Great anesthesia. Woke up in the room I had started in and wasn’t even groggy. I mowed the lawn when I got home.

A buddy of mine had his first one yesterday. He said when he came to after the procedure he felt like he just had a full night of the best sleep of his life.

correct, and added bonus is you feel like you have the digestive system of a teenager for like a week.

colonoscopies get a bad rap for the prep and the homophobia around ass invasion, but they're secretly great.

The homophobia? Really? Holy shit, that’s insane. I’m 48 and should have done this by now. Hand to God, the only reason I hadn’t was because I don’t like making appointments. My wife made this one for me. I’ll go to any appointment, but I would never make one that wasn’t due to immediate pain.

it's mostly the prep. but the hack there is buttwipes to really keep things sterile, to avoid ass rash.