Red Mosquito

I don't do this much anymore, no particular reason other than just not thinking to, but ripped off the briefs last night and let my wiener breathe. May do it again tonight.

Tell me about your naked sleep experiences.

Never. Need to contain my expansive tackle at all times.

Maybe just put your hand over it?

I'm a side-sleeper. One hand behind, one under pillow.

Idiot!

You’re gambling with testicular torsion my friend

Lenny or me? Please protect my balls.

lol Lenny wears tightie whities

spike wrote:lol Lenny wears tightie whities

Meant to put boxer briefs. Tighty whities are terrible.

Ello Sailor wrote:I'm a side-sleeper. One hand behind, one under pillow.

Do you hog the covers from your wife?

I don't move a lot in my sleep. Once I'm done bonin', my body turns to stonin'.

Also tell your mother I love her.

She said "Who is that? Oh, the limp dick soy boy who tried to bang you. Tell him I said good day to you".

Goodnight clothed freaks.

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

spike wrote:lol Lenny wears tightie whities

Meant to put boxer briefs. Tighty whities are terrible.

You said what you said.

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:She said "Who is that? Oh, the limp dick soy boy who tried to bang you. Tell him I said good day to you".

Thoroughly e-rekt.

Nude is the only way to sleep as far as I'm concerned

spike wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

spike wrote:lol Lenny wears tightie whities

Meant to put boxer briefs. Tighty whities are terrible.

You said what you said.

Everybody says what they said.