Red Mosquito

there are many threads where posters can discuss topics and share about themselves

perhaps it's a travel plan or a food preference

perhaps it's an athletic or artistic activity

and a brag is implicitly inserted within the cloud of discussion regarding the topic

this thread

this is not a thread for implicit bragging

no

in this thread

RMers explicitly brag about themselves

no need to mask brags within discussion of activities or expressions of preferences

in this thread

you just tell us point blank why you are better

my muscular physique is superior to yours

my sexual fortitude makes your mating rituals look amateurish by comparison

my net worth is significant and I own many castles

more castles than you

my race and gender afford me higher social status than you

my religious beliefs empower me to preside over lesser beings, such as you

I finally found a publisher for my second poetry collection (Broken Sleep Books); March 2027 is their projected publication date

congrats!!

sounds very exciting

look forward to reading it

I was front row at a Michael Ian Black standup show last week. During the set, he asked my wife and I how long we'd been married, and was dumbfounded when we said 18 years. He said we look like "children," then proceeded to talk to us for like five minutes, even making us stand up for the crowd, and ended with, "I love you guys." Have been buzzing off that experience since.

Ms Harmless wrote:I finally found a publisher for my second poetry collection (Broken Sleep Books); March 2027 is their projected publication date

Hell fuggin' yeah

LoathedVermin72 wrote:I was front row at a Michael Ian Black standup show last week. During the set, he asked my wife and I how long we'd been married, and was dumbfounded when we said 18 years. He said we look like "children," then proceeded to talk to us for like five minutes, even making us stand up for the crowd, and ended with, "I love you guys." Have been buzzing off that experience since.

You do look youthful. Must be all the Blu-ray.

Big congrats to harmless and loathed and all who participate.

Ms Harmless wrote:I finally found a publisher for my second poetry collection (Broken Sleep Books); March 2027 is their projected publication date

thanks folks!

LoathedVermin72 wrote:I was front row at a Michael Ian Black standup show last week. During the set, he asked my wife and I how long we'd been married, and was dumbfounded when we said 18 years. He said we look like "children," then proceeded to talk to us for like five minutes, even making us stand up for the crowd, and ended with, "I love you guys." Have been buzzing off that experience since.

wow, that is amazing. fuck yeah

i have bug bites all over my body

LoathedVermin72 wrote:I was front row at a Michael Ian Black standup show last week. During the set, he asked my wife and I how long we'd been married, and was dumbfounded when we said 18 years. He said we look like "children," then proceeded to talk to us for like five minutes, even making us stand up for the crowd, and ended with, "I love you guys." Have been buzzing off that experience since.

This is great. Although it'd be nice to gain this kind of satisfaction without having to go to a comedy show. Beggars can't be beggars I suppose

Comedy shows are great!

LoathedVermin72 wrote:I was front row at a Michael Ian Black standup show last week. During the set, he asked my wife and I how long we'd been married, and was dumbfounded when we said 18 years. He said we look like "children," then proceeded to talk to us for like five minutes, even making us stand up for the crowd, and ended with, "I love you guys." Have been buzzing off that experience since.

Baller experience