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Is Trump Dead Yet?
Posted: Fri September 05, 2025 4:21 pm
by B
Not yet.
Re: Is Trump Dead Yet?
Posted: Fri September 05, 2025 4:23 pm
by tree_
how about now?
Re: Is Trump Dead Yet?
Posted: Fri September 05, 2025 4:27 pm
by dad
has this happened yet?
Re: Is Trump Dead Yet?
Posted: Fri September 05, 2025 4:30 pm
by VinylGuy
im coming from the future and yes, he is dead
*future being like pretty close
Re: Is Trump Dead Yet?
Posted: Fri September 05, 2025 9:21 pm
by doug rr
Re: Is Trump Dead Yet?
Posted: Fri September 05, 2025 9:26 pm
by oasisfan35
With the full court press on the Epstein files there is always the Budd Dwyer exit, of course this fucker would probably miss the target.
Re: Is Trump Dead Yet?
Posted: Sat September 06, 2025 6:55 am
by knee tunes
One day he is going to be talking on TV and his face will peel off and it's going to be satan
Re: Is Trump Dead Yet?
Posted: Sun September 07, 2025 12:27 am
by spike
Perhaps he’ll die on the front lines of the Chicago War.
Re: Is Trump Dead Yet?
Posted: Wed October 29, 2025 12:40 am
by B
He hasn't talked about going to Heaven for a week or two.
Re: Is Trump Dead Yet?
Posted: Wed October 29, 2025 11:41 am
by blueviper
B wrote:He hasn't talked about going to Heaven for a week or two.
Heaven won’t return his calls and Hell has been telling him their immigration policy won’t let him in.
We’re stuck with him!
Re: Is Trump Dead Yet?
Posted: Wed December 31, 2025 4:27 pm
by B
Not yet. We'd better strap in for a crazy 2026.
Re: Is Trump Dead Yet?
Posted: Wed December 31, 2025 6:12 pm
by 96583UP
Peruvian Shamans predicted a significant illness for him in 2026
Re: Is Trump Dead Yet?
Posted: Wed December 31, 2025 8:51 pm
by B
I am very certain that HE thinks he's going to die soon. Despite all the nonsense from his doctor about how healthy and fit he is, he has almost certain been told that the clock is against him.
Re: Is Trump Dead Yet?
Posted: Sat March 07, 2026 1:41 pm
by B
He has that new rash on his neck, but I don’t think dermatitis is usually fatal
Re: Is Trump Dead Yet?
Posted: Sat March 07, 2026 1:51 pm
by VinylGuy
Looks pretty bad
but he is super healthy!
Re: Is Trump Dead Yet?
Posted: Sat March 07, 2026 10:07 pm
by epilogue
The healthiest we've ever had
Re: Is Trump Dead Yet?
Posted: Tue March 24, 2026 3:53 pm
by B
Re: Is Trump Dead Yet?
Posted: Sun April 05, 2026 1:34 am
by B
Re: Is Trump Dead Yet?
Posted: Sun April 05, 2026 1:44 am
by wease
Fingers crossed
Re: Is Trump Dead Yet?
Posted: Mon May 11, 2026 1:12 pm
by lvc
Existentially, yes.