What is the most profane post you have read on RM?

[Jorge]

Lenny, don't be ashamed. Masturbation isn't weird. Unless you emailed the cell phone pix to yourself and printed out the photo and rolled it up into a tube and then fkked that tube. Or printed it out and ate it and then jerked off onto your shi* that was created from the photo

[Simple Torture]

How is this even a question?

[wease]

I think that wins

[spike]

I figured it would involve lenny before I opened the thread.

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Lenny, don't be ashamed. Masturbation isn't weird. Unless you emailed the cell phone pix to yourself and printed out the photo and rolled it up into a tube and then fkked that tube. Or printed it out and ate it and then jerked off onto your shi* that was created from the photo

Oh yeah I remember this. Pizza the Hut was like so obsessed with me.

[96583UP]

that was pretty profane

and although at times i have wanted to come here and post things like that

even i exercised restraint

and that era has now mostly passed for me

so the title likely remains uncontested

but Human Bass had some dingers too iirc

[Simple Torture]

but Human Bass had some dingers too iirc

This is what I thought the thread would be about. What did he call it? The Claw?

[Jorge]

but Human Bass had some dingers too iirc

This is what I thought the thread would be about. What did he call it? The Claw?

I have been looking for this post for 10 minutes to share here

Unfortunately (or fortunately?) I appear to have scrubbed the details from my memory, so I am having a hard time finding it

I thought searching the archive for posts by Human Bass containing the keyword "hymen" would work, but no

[Simple Torture]

but Human Bass had some dingers too iirc

This is what I thought the thread would be about. What did he call it? The Claw?

I have been looking for this post for 10 minutes to share here

Unfortunately (or fortunately?) I appear to have scrubbed the details from my memory, so I am having a hard time finding it

I swear like 2 weeks ago I found a link to the old board, I dunno how I lost it.

[Jorge]

The old board is at http://archive.theskyiscrape.com

[dad]

Lenny, don't be ashamed. Masturbation isn't weird. Unless you emailed the cell phone pix to yourself and printed out the photo and rolled it up into a tube and then fkked that tube. Or printed it out and ate it and then jerked off onto your shi* that was created from the photo

Oh yeah I remember this. Pizza the Hut was like so obsessed with me.

how does that post compare to the works of John Irving?

[spike]

but Human Bass had some dingers too iirc

This is what I thought the thread would be about. What did he call it? The Claw?

I have been looking for this post for 10 minutes to share here

Unfortunately (or fortunately?) I appear to have scrubbed the details from my memory, so I am having a hard time finding it

I thought searching the archive for posts by Human Bass containing the keyword "hymen" would work, but no

Did he actually include a pic of the bloodied sheets or was that someone trolling in response to his yarn?

[spike]

Jorge, have you tried searching “himen” instead?

http://archive.theskyiscrape.com/viewto ... c#p2134770

[lennytheweedwhacker]

Lenny, don't be ashamed. Masturbation isn't weird. Unless you emailed the cell phone pix to yourself and printed out the photo and rolled it up into a tube and then fkked that tube. Or printed it out and ate it and then jerked off onto your shi* that was created from the photo

Oh yeah I remember this. Pizza the Hut was like so obsessed with me.

how does that post compare to the works of John Irving?

Her post is actually a re-working of a passage from A Prayer for Owen Meany.

[The Argonaut]

Jorge, have you tried searching “himen” instead?

http://archive.theskyiscrape.com/viewto ... c#p2134770

holy shit, what a post!

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I forgot the archive board exists and now I want to take off work the next month and read it all.

[E.H. Ruddock]

Human bass with the rib clicking story was wild

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I wonder what ever happened to Jim.

[E.H. Ruddock]

I wonder what ever happened to Jim.

He’s ensign9 now

[spike]

Jorge, have you tried searching “himen” instead?

http://archive.theskyiscrape.com/viewto ... c#p2134770

holy shit, what a post!

It’ll have to do in the absence of the cherry poppin post.