The Simpsons Artifacts Tournament: FARMER JOHN WINS!

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The Simpsons Artifacts Tournament: FARMER JOHN WINS!

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In this tournament we will draft teams comprised of artifacts from The Simpsons universe. It must be a tangible, non-living item. 6 rounds, 8 hour windows.

Final Results:

Farmer John over EJ 18-10

FINALS:

EJ
1. The Inanimate Carbon Rod
2. 10 Do's And 500 Don'ts Of Knife Safety
3. Doris The Luchlady's Gym Mat Meat Substitute
4. Alf Pogs
5. Funzo
6. Witness Relocation Program Gear
Spoiler: show
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Farmer John
1. Bort License Plate
2. Can I Borrow A Feeling Cassette
3. Gummy Venus de Milo
4. Disco Stu Jacker
5. Mr. Sparkle Dish Soap
6. Homer's Patented Spac-Age Out-Of-This-World Moon Waffles
Spoiler: show
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Round 2:
Spoiler: show
E.H. Ruddock
1. Malk Carton
2. Flanders Sexy Ski Outfit
3. The Annual Plant Physical Sign
4. The Chalkboard
5. Old Man Yells At Cloud Article
6. Ordinary Van

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VS

EJ
1. The Inanimate Carbon Rod
2. 10 Do's And 500 Don'ts Of Knife Safety
3. Doris The Luchlady's Gym Mat Meat Substitute
4. Alf Pogs
5. Funzo
6. Witness Relocation Program Gear

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doug rr
1. Kirk van Houten's Race Car Bed
2. Homer's Whacking Stick
3. Moe's Deep Fryer
4. The Pencil Sharpener That Caught Jasper's Beard
5. The Dipping Bird
6. The Mini Bicycle

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VS

Farmer John
1. Bort License Plate
2. Can I Borrow A Feeling Cassette
3. Gummy Venus de Milo
4. Disco Stu Jacker
5. Mr. Sparkle Dish Soap
6. Homer's Patented Spac-Age Out-Of-This-World Moon Waffles

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Round 1:
Spoiler: show
Sgt. Crackpot
1. Frink's Hambruger Earmuffs
2. The Harper Invacar from Crazy Vaclav's Place of Automobiles
3. Henry Kissinger's Glasses
4. Floor Pie
5. Ralph's Bent Wookie
6. The Autodialer

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VS

E.H. Ruddock
1. Malk Carton
2. Flanders Sexy Ski Outfit
3. The Annual Plant Physical Sign
4. The Chalkboard
5. Old Man Yells At Cloud Article
6. Ordinary Van

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Simple Torture
1. Milhouse's Glasses
2. I Choo-Choo Choose You Valentine
3. Lisa's Braces
4. Don't Forget You're Here Forever Sign
5. Gordie Howe Photo Sent To Mrs. Krabappel as Woodrow
6. Flaming Moe

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doug rr
1. Kirk van Houten's Race Car Bed
2. Homer's Whacking Stick
3. Moe's Deep Fryer
4. The Pencil Sharpener That Caught Jasper's Beard
5. The Dipping Bird
6. The Mini Bicycle

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Farmer John
1. Bort License Plate
2. Can I Borrow A Feeling Cassette
3. Gummy Venus de Milo
4. Disco Stu Jacker
5. Mr. Sparkle Dish Soap
6. Homer's Patented Spac-Age Out-Of-This-World Moon Waffles

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VS

cutuphalfdead
1. Homer's Wonder Bat
2. The Stone Of Triumph
3. Bart's Lucky Red Hat
4. Ayatollah Assaholla T-Shirt
5. Misprinted Calendar
6. Playbill to Sideshow Bob's Production of the HMS Pinafore

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@SkitchP
1. Maggie's Pacifier
2. Bobo
3. Lionel Hutz's Ad
4. Lard Lad
5. Hank Scorpio's Flame Thrower
6. The Monorail

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EJ
1. The Inanimate Carbon Rod
2. 10 Do's And 500 Don'ts Of Knife Safety
3. Doris The Luchlady's Gym Mat Meat Substitute
4. Alf Pogs
5. Funzo
6. Witness Relocation Program Gear

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Welp, I thought it was a fun idea anyway.
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Do buildings/places of business count?
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Farmer John wrote:Do buildings/places of business count?
nope, things only
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christ almighty.

joey & doc, weren't you two going to come up with a new tourney idea?
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We'll probably only do like 4 rounds. I'm already compiling a list of awesome things to draft.
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2. EJ
3. Farmer John
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cutuphalfdead wrote:
Farmer John wrote:Do buildings/places of business count?
nope, things only
A building is a thing, Peter.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
Farmer John wrote:Do buildings/places of business count?
nope, things only
A building is a thing, Peter.
Don't tell me what things are!
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cutuphalfdead wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
Farmer John wrote:Do buildings/places of business count?
nope, things only
A building is a thing, Peter.
Don't tell me what things are!
Harry Lime is in, by the way.
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
Farmer John wrote:Do buildings/places of business count?
nope, things only
A building is a thing, Peter.
Don't tell me what things are!
Harry Lime is in, by the way.
Are you in?
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Ill be awful, but im in
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2. EJ
3. Farmer John
4. doug rr
5. @SkitchP
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cutuphalfdead wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
Farmer John wrote:Do buildings/places of business count?
nope, things only
A building is a thing, Peter.
Don't tell me what things are!
Harry Lime is in, by the way.
Are you in?
Lol
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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