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MC1-23: Sleight of Hand vs. Johnny Guitar
Posted: Sat April 18, 2026 6:59 pm
by stip
Sleight of Hand vs. Johnny Guitar
Re: MC1-23: Sleight of Hand vs. Johnny Guitar
Posted: Sat April 18, 2026 7:01 pm
by stip
Comparatively enthusiastic vote for Johnny Guitar, whose chances I feel really good about.
Re: MC1-23: Sleight of Hand vs. Johnny Guitar
Posted: Sat April 18, 2026 7:08 pm
by epilogue
Sleight of Hand is a top 10 Pearl Jam song.
Johnny Guitar is a throw-away novelty track that somehow managed to make a proper album probably because of a lack of creative output in that era.
This shouldn't be close.
Re: MC1-23: Sleight of Hand vs. Johnny Guitar
Posted: Sat April 18, 2026 7:11 pm
by Jorge
Sorry Johnny
Re: MC1-23: Sleight of Hand vs. Johnny Guitar
Posted: Sat April 18, 2026 7:24 pm
by The Argonaut
Johnny Guitar is a song about sex. It gets my vote
Re: MC1-23: Sleight of Hand vs. Johnny Guitar
Posted: Sat April 18, 2026 7:31 pm
by Jorge
"Sleight of Hand" is a song about masturbating listlessly to photos of old girlfriends and then crying. It gets my vote
Re: MC1-23: Sleight of Hand vs. Johnny Guitar
Posted: Sat April 18, 2026 8:44 pm
by epilogue
AL
Re: MC1-23: Sleight of Hand vs. Johnny Guitar
Posted: Sat April 18, 2026 9:01 pm
by wease
"Johnny Guitar" is a song about masturbating listlessly to a poster of Johnny Guitar Watson’s girlfriends and then crying. It gets my vote
Re: MC1-23: Sleight of Hand vs. Johnny Guitar
Posted: Sat April 18, 2026 9:03 pm
by epilogue
Every one of you thinks Nora is lying, too!
Re: MC1-23: Sleight of Hand vs. Johnny Guitar
Posted: Sat April 18, 2026 10:34 pm
by Farmer John
"Johnny Guitar" has a similar name to mine (John). It gets my vote.
Re: MC1-23: Sleight of Hand vs. Johnny Guitar
Posted: Sun April 19, 2026 12:30 pm
by lvc
epilogue wrote:Every one of you thinks Nora is lying, too!
Quite the contrary. I 100% believe she’s waiting for me to come home and turn her on.
Re: MC1-23: Sleight of Hand vs. Johnny Guitar
Posted: Sun April 19, 2026 7:49 pm
by lvc
That was a Norah Jones joke just in case anyone is about to ban me.
Re: MC1-23: Sleight of Hand vs. Johnny Guitar
Posted: Sun April 19, 2026 11:48 pm
by stip
Sleight of Hand wins 19-6