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The most uncool food
Posted: Mon June 15, 2026 10:06 pm
by washing machine
I've been thinking about this question a lot. What is a food that is just universally dorky or lame? I'm not sure there's an answer, but I'd like to use this thread to try.
Re: The most uncool food
Posted: Mon June 15, 2026 10:34 pm
by Jorge
The first thing that came to mind is in The Simpsons when Bart is hanging out with a bunch of nerds, the leader nerd goes "Oliver! Bring our friend a hard-boiled egg and some prune juice"
Re: The most uncool food
Posted: Mon June 15, 2026 10:56 pm
by washing machine
Could be a contender.
Also, maybe cottage cheese and fruit?
Re: The most uncool food
Posted: Mon June 15, 2026 10:57 pm
by 96583UP
grape nuts cereal
Re: The most uncool food
Posted: Mon June 15, 2026 11:10 pm
by Farmer John
It's hard to look cool eating a tuna fish sandwich
Re: The most uncool food
Posted: Mon June 15, 2026 11:53 pm
by washing machine
Disagree. A tuna order in public tells me you don't give AF.. I respect that.
Re: The most uncool food
Posted: Tue June 16, 2026 12:18 am
by Farmer John
I suppose it does have a certain "bad boy" quality to it
Re: The most uncool food
Posted: Tue June 16, 2026 1:26 am
by washing machine
Eat some tuna mix on a slice of wheat
Go to a punk show
Have some pints
Chase em with evan williams
Hurl into a toilet
The world can get fucked
Re: The most uncool food
Posted: Tue June 16, 2026 1:29 am
by BurtReynolds
"gamer fuel" Doritos and Mountain Dew. Or is that too xxx-treme to be uncool?
Re: The most uncool food
Posted: Tue June 16, 2026 1:59 am
by wease
Mountain Dew… redneck champagne.
Re: The most uncool food
Posted: Tue June 16, 2026 2:10 am
by LoathedVermin72
Chicken nuggets
Re: The most uncool food
Posted: Tue June 16, 2026 11:37 am
by spike
fruit cake
Re: The most uncool food
Posted: Tue June 16, 2026 5:23 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
Pineapple on pizza. It isn't edgy any more. Stop ordering it to look cool.
Re: The most uncool food
Posted: Tue June 16, 2026 5:48 pm
by Norah
no one orders pineapple on pizza to look cool, they do it because it's delicious
Re: The most uncool food
Posted: Tue June 16, 2026 7:14 pm
by Jorge
When was pineapple on pizza ever considered "EDGY"
Re: The most uncool food
Posted: Tue June 16, 2026 8:33 pm
by Peeps
sherbert
Re: The most uncool food
Posted: Tue June 16, 2026 9:09 pm
by bodysnatcher
That stupid trend of hanging bacon and you cut it with scissors
Re: The most uncool food
Posted: Tue June 16, 2026 9:22 pm
by bodysnatcher
Oysters
Re: The most uncool food
Posted: Tue June 16, 2026 10:50 pm
by spike
Bud Light
Re: The most uncool food
Posted: Tue June 16, 2026 11:15 pm
by wease
bodysnatcher wrote: Tue June 16, 2026 9:09 pm
That stupid trend of hanging bacon and you cut it with scissors
What??