Red Mosquito

You have entered dangerous territory here, brothers. You need a grizzled old veteran of the meme wars to show you the ropes before you get psyopped into blowing up a church or something. Trust me. I'm here to help.

dangerous territory = Burt’s basement

lol what the fuck is going on here

Culture wars made me the man I am today.

what exactly you're trying to convince me of this time?

First rule of cultural warring: half the people you're fighting with are bots or Southeast Asian ragebaiters.

i ain't fighting shit. just pointing out stupidity and laughing about it

It's not hard to find some idiot online to act as a straw man for the other side.

Be butter.

i never said they represented the views of any particular group, necessarily, but we all know which side they are on

be toast?

anywho I think we're probably closer in agreement than disagreement. I just think a lot of this online culture-war stuff is dumb and don't want to spend much energy on it. Moving on.

Let's go watch Young Washington and listen to Kid Rock. It's what America wants us to do.

I don't like this

Sounds like you're gonna be folding Argo into this soon too

Wait till RM finds out what the word "Iran" means.

Second rule of culture warring : admit you are a culture warrior. That you are actively trying to promote your cultural values in society. That you aren't in some universal or default position that is being assailed by others.

"You can't be neutral on a moving train" - Edward Louis Severson III

"Stop pushing your basic human decency values onto me, warrior!"

You must've had one hell of an upbringing to end up like this. Insane.

Almost everybody thinks their values are the basic human decency ones, you dumbass.

BurtReynolds wrote: Fri July 10, 2026 12:32 am "You can't be neutral on a moving train" - Edward Louis Severson III

This is an incorrect attribution, MAGAdolt.

yeah serj tankian said that