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Retirement

Posted: Wed September 16, 2026 1:38 am
by daft twat
How far away are you? How long have you been at it? What’s the plan when you get there? Doug, feel free to gloat.

Re: Retirement

Posted: Wed September 16, 2026 1:45 am
by BurtReynolds
Infinity. I will not be retiring.

Re: Retirement

Posted: Wed September 16, 2026 1:47 am
by 96583UP
ora et labora

Re: Retirement

Posted: Wed September 16, 2026 1:57 am
by wease
Never. We’ll never be able to afford it.

Re: Retirement

Posted: Wed September 16, 2026 2:09 am
by VinylGuy
Yeah seems impossible

Re: Retirement

Posted: Wed September 16, 2026 2:10 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
The thought that I’m likely not even halfway through a normal working career haunts me daily

Re: Retirement

Posted: Wed September 16, 2026 6:22 am
by spike
I’ll have been out of the work force for six years come next month. It’s honestly started to become a bit lonely now that my kid’s at school and getting more into after school activities. Like today, it’s another parent’s turn in our rotation to take our girls to their swim class, so I have like a nine hour stretch to fill with stuff, and I can’t just putter around the house every day getting things done or I’ll lose it. But that’s not every day.

Still, I need to figure something out to occupy myself, but not sure what, now that I’m 48 and in a country where I’ve had no previous work experience.

Re: Retirement

Posted: Wed September 16, 2026 11:22 am
by Peeps
ill be 57 in a few months. My 401K is a bit behind what it should be but over the past 6 years it has grown by about 220K so hopefully that trend continues.

I just got a corporate email that i am eligible for paid benefits if choose to retire now. they take your age, the years you have been at the company and if that is 62 or older you can retire and keep some of your medical/dental/eye benefits.

If i were to retire now they would pay 25%.
if those two numbers hit 65 then its 50%
70 total years 75%
75 years it is 100%

my coworker who retired had 30 years at the company and retired at 59 so he is living the life for sure

Re: Retirement

Posted: Wed September 16, 2026 11:53 am
by wease
spike wrote: Wed September 16, 2026 6:22 am I’ll have been out of the work force for six years come next month. It’s honestly started to become a bit lonely now that my kid’s at school and getting more into after school activities. Like today, it’s another parent’s turn in our rotation to take our girls to their swim class, so I have like a nine hour stretch to fill with stuff, and I can’t just putter around the house every day getting things done or I’ll lose it. But that’s not every day.

Still, I need to figure something out to occupy myself, but not sure what, now that I’m 48 and in a country where I’ve had no previous work experience.
Spike- housewife daydrinking

Re: Retirement

Posted: Wed September 16, 2026 12:11 pm
by Peeps
wease wrote: Wed September 16, 2026 11:53 am
spike wrote: Wed September 16, 2026 6:22 am I’ll have been out of the work force for six years come next month. It’s honestly started to become a bit lonely now that my kid’s at school and getting more into after school activities. Like today, it’s another parent’s turn in our rotation to take our girls to their swim class, so I have like a nine hour stretch to fill with stuff, and I can’t just putter around the house every day getting things done or I’ll lose it. But that’s not every day.

Still, I need to figure something out to occupy myself, but not sure what, now that I’m 48 and in a country where I’ve had no previous work experience.
Spike- housewife daydrinking
or just do something part time like uber or what not. Im not privy to your whole situation but if you do not have a "need" to work full time just find something you like and see if you can parlay that into a part time gig.

like DIY projects work at a hardware store or lowes. if you like older women try being a part time escort. the world is at your feet mister

Re: Retirement

Posted: Wed September 16, 2026 12:47 pm
by 96583UP
prolific.com provides university studies and surveys where you can earn a few bucks per survey from your laptop. not sure what the net return in uber is after gas expenses, time, depreciation - but i have a buddy who was making like $10-20/ hr doing those surveys at one point and you can do at your own pace etc

Re: Retirement

Posted: Wed September 16, 2026 1:45 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
spike wrote: Wed September 16, 2026 6:22 am I’ll have been out of the work force for six years come next month. It’s honestly started to become a bit lonely now that my kid’s at school and getting more into after school activities. Like today, it’s another parent’s turn in our rotation to take our girls to their swim class, so I have like a nine hour stretch to fill with stuff, and I can’t just putter around the house every day getting things done or I’ll lose it. But that’s not every day.

Still, I need to figure something out to occupy myself, but not sure what, now that I’m 48 and in a country where I’ve had no previous work experience.
Volunteer at the library

Re: Retirement

Posted: Wed September 16, 2026 11:32 pm
by spike
Yeah something part time is essential, as I’ll still need the flexibility. There are a lot of older people in my area, and I tend to have good repoire with the older crowd, so was thinking I could do something where I help drive them to medical appointments. Uber Old.

Re: Retirement

Posted: Thu September 17, 2026 1:28 am
by daft twat
Well, this is depressing the shit out of me. How can “never” be an answer? No one should have to work past 65. I’m hoping for 60 but realistically preparing for 62.

Re: Retirement

Posted: Thu September 17, 2026 1:46 am
by 96583UP
never the machine forever

ahem

i meant: never retire, because you need money and healthcare coverage, forever, or the debasement machine will consume you

Re: Retirement

Posted: Thu September 17, 2026 9:10 pm
by Monkey_Driven
Planning to retire in that 65-67 range. I have a pension and will have a fair amount saved for "fun" money due to conservative spending and steady employment. My goal is to have 10 good years of golfing 5-7 days a week. A long way to go, however.

Re: Retirement

Posted: Thu September 17, 2026 9:34 pm
by epilogue
What's retirement?

Re: Retirement

Posted: Thu September 17, 2026 9:51 pm
by Chris_H_2
I want to wind down at 60 and transition to of counsel. By 62 I want to be done.

Re: Retirement

Posted: Fri September 18, 2026 1:09 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
Chris_H_2 wrote: Thu September 17, 2026 9:51 pm I want to wind down at 60 and transition to of counsel. By 62 I want to be done.
Whoa, only 5 more years!

Re: Retirement

Posted: Fri September 18, 2026 1:41 am
by 96583UP
62 would be nice

gonna be interesting to see what happens to social security

scheduled to run out of money in 2032

the elderly revolution may need to be suppressed with robots