Red Mosquito

What are we giving out this year? I've got a mixed bag. Hopefully, we get a lot of kids, none of whom like Almond Joy. more for me

I wait until the day after halloween for all the people in my office to bring in the majority of their kids candy haul and steal all the miniature candy bars

also, there are no trick or treaters by the time I get home from work. they all take their kids out at like 4 in the afternoon.

I used to trick or treat in the dark, with flashlights and everything? What's with this daytime shit?

modern parents fear everything

The Argonaut wrote:I used to trick or treat in the dark, with flashlights and everything? What's with this daytime shit?

It's a cotton-ball society these days.

Sgt. Crackpot wrote:

The Argonaut wrote:I used to trick or treat in the dark, with flashlights and everything? What's with this daytime shit?

It's a cotton-ball society these days.

Miss those days of apples with razor blades, separated the men from the boys, they did..

candy corn, corn that tastes like candy.
Thats what they'll get and like it.

I like to fake out kids, and eat the candy in front of them. A trick and a treat.

That's fucked up.

Our "village" regulates trick-or-treating hours to 4:00 -7:30. I used to be out until 9 when I was young and in the emergency room getting my stomach pumped by 11. Kids nowadays.

Who gives out Three Musketeers? All nuget, no fun. You should be ashamed.

Self wrote:Who gives out Three Musketeers? All nuget, no fun. You should be ashamed.

Milky Ways without the caramel. Yeah, those things kinda suck.

an old standby: a bowl of candy with a sign advising them to under no circumstances enjoy themselves

i just bought a bag of kit kats and peanut butter cups..thinking of eating them myself and giving out beers

doug rr wrote:i just bought a bag of kit kats and peanut butter cups..thinking of eating them myself and giving out beers

be the guy who gives out money

EJ wrote:

doug rr wrote:i just bought a bag of kit kats and peanut butter cups..thinking of eating them myself and giving out beers

be the guy who gives out money

there are no needy kids at the beach

mmmm candy

Rank 'em.

Reese's Peanut Butter Pumpkins
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
Anything else Reese's that I forgot
Stuff with chocolate in it
Everything else
Skittles and shit like that.

Pop rocks!

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