Red Mosquito

frankie boyle and jimmy carr really make me laugh

Based on the title, this thread has a lot of potential that's gone unrealized.

That's a shame.

The Wealthy Eddie Vedder meme.

Mr. Vedder is simply trying to feed his family. Caviar.

That's neither offense or funny

Well I just can't do anything right.

Don't blame yourself, blame Mike Salcedo

I can and I will.

I feel like most American "OMG SO OFFENSIVE!" comedians are really tired and hacky. It takes a special kind of wit to really pull off a genuinely offensive joke that is fresh and original. I feel like the British tend to be a lot better at it.

It's just their accents

I feel like Whitey could do it really well. I heard that guy can do many things.

he can, just not at the same time

I can do everything in any situation.

My friends call me Mr. Multitask.

i will dispel this myth if it's the last thing i do

Just say it.

never

Just say it you sonuvabitch

Come on, friend.
We can then move past this.

This is all very offensive.

True, but it's no joke.